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[jokerofcrime]

 [So there's a soaking wet cat on your network today, Vatheon. A pissed-off soaking wet cat. There's a moment of annoyed sounds that are far too human to be cat-protests as he shakes himself dry, and then he proceeds to... Rant into his communicator. No, he doesn't know what it is, but it's the only thing he's got on him and it seems like a good thing to do at the time. Enjoy your Bronx-accented cat.]

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU TWO LUGS DRIVE. How many times are we gonna crash before one of youse guys learns how t' navigate? 

[He glances around.] And what the heck didja do with the sub?

[....And that's when something occurs to him. He's alone. And he's talking into a starfish.

Um.]

...Jess? Jimmy?

[...Oh. This sure isn't the Hoenn Region unless it relocated to underwater.]

....Um. Guys? 

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[bestestfurrend]

Then I'll bring you the cake and milk fur now with the towel, so that you don't go hungry, and then I'll get you something more filling afurterwards! Where are you purrcisely?

[jokerofcrime]

Uh. [He looks around.] I guess it looks like some kinda town square or somethin'.

[bestestfurrend]

Next to the coral? Okay! I'm on my way!

[jokerofcrime]

Yeah. It ain't exactly givin' me no answers about why it brought me here, though. [LOOK, MAYBE NOBODY ELSE WAS ASKING IT PROPERLY. OR MAYBE IT ONLY SPEAKS SHRILL BRONX ACCENT.]

[bestestfurrend]

I'm afuraid it doesn't really talk.

[The scenery blurs by as she first picks up the things she promised him and then rushes outside to the square.]

[jokerofcrime]

Great. It's annoyin' and it ain't too bright neither. Just like everything I've ever hung around. [And she will find a disgruntled cat with a gold charm on his forehead sitting on a sidewalk giving people the stink-eye... And wondering why they don't have any gills. Or something.]

[bestestfurrend]

[And there he is! She hurries the last few steps and is draping a warm fluffy towel around his shoulders before even saying anything.]

That's better! You'll feel lots lots happier once you're dry! Kitties should nefur be wet.

[jokerofcrime]

[The dreamiest little sigh.] Thanks. That's what I keep tellin' Jessie, but when the twerps travel by sea, we gotta travel under it.

[bestestfurrend]

And she doesn't listen?! You purr thing! [Meowth definitely deserves a hug for having to go through all of that, and she's attempting to scoop him up in a great big cuddling one now.]

[jokerofcrime]

[He will allow it, because HOLY CRAP AFFECTION. WHAT IS THIS. HE IS LOVE-STARVED AND THIS NEVER HAPPENS. So at first he's kind of surprised, but... Then he realaxes.] Finally. Someone who understands all th' hardships that come from just bein' Meowth.

[bestestfurrend]

[Nepeta is more than happy to heap love and affection on a poor kitty! Since he seems to be fine with it she'll hug him in her arms and nuzzle the top of his head a bit.]

Is that your name? I like it! It's purrfect fur you.

[And she's going to sit down and hold him in her lap while carefully drying him off with that towel. Though she almost forgot! A large slice of cake wrapped in a napkin is fished out from one of her trenchcoat's voluminous pockets and handed over to him.]

[jokerofcrime]

[Yep. He's sold on this place. His eyes go wide at the sight of the cake and he greedily gobbles it down before relaxing in her lap comfortably to be dried off and lavished in love.] I'm startin' to think I could get used t' a place like this.

[bestestfurrend]

You were really really hungry! I'll find something else fur you soon, I purromise. [She rubs a bit more at a last damp patch of fur, and then nods in satisfaction.] There! You're all dry and fluffy again! I think arriving here and getting wet is the worst purrt really.

[Not that she intends by any means to make him get off of her lap when he's so obviously comfortable there. Nepeta is never happier than when in the presence of cats, so she's just going to snuggle on him adoringly.]

[jokerofcrime]

[THE HAPPIEST SIGH. And he snuggles down and paws at his whiskers. It's rather adorable.] If the rest o' the joint is even half as nice as this, I'm willin' to forgive and forget that little faux pas. [Yeah... Meowth should never try to speak French. It somehow comes out awkward and mangled, but at least slightly sounding like what he meant to say. Whatevs.]

[bestestfurrend]

[Oh dear, he is so cute she just doesn't know what to do with herself besides continuing to pet and cuddle on him with all her might.]

It's not too bad! And I'm sure a kitty as pawesome as you will fit right in!

[SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM HOME except sadly her roommate is allergic to cats. What is she going to doooo?]

WOW. WAY TO MISS THIS TAG, GMAIL.

[jokerofcrime]

[And he's just going to continue to be the happiest cat in the world. Holy crap. This is what Heaven feels like.]

Well, I am pretty pawsome. [/preeens. Yeah, cat puns? Meowth can work with cat puns. It's not like he doesn't speak in puns on a regular basis.] I'll bet I'll be runnin' this place in a few weeks.

:| evil gmail

[bestestfurrend]

[The self-assurance just makes him all the more adorable to Nepeta, and she squeals as she rubs her face against the top of his head.] Aww, that's so cute! This purrlace would be lots better with a kitty running it, yup yup yup!

Ruining mah adorable. :|

[jokerofcrime]

[...She is the best person ever. He accepts the nuzzling and... Plots.] I can start by gettin' this coral thing to take us back to the surface. I ain't too keen on spendin' my reign here under the sea.

How dare it :|!!

[bestestfurrend]

Well, there's already the elevator to the island. But making the whole bubble go to the surface would be even better! Yes yes yes. [Yes, she seriously is just going to indulge him here because. Well, because kitty. Nepeta doesn't need any other reason.]

[jokerofcrime]

[And that was how Nepeta became Queen of Meowth's Hypothetical Empire. That will never exist because Meowth sucks.

His ears flick. Island?] Huh? An island? Really? I ain't heard nothin' about that yet.

[bestestfurrend]

[She doesn't really expect him to take over anything, but hey, pretending is fun! It's something she does all the time.]

It's purrobably beclaws you only just got here. But I can take you up there! It's nice and warm and there's sand to purrlay on and a furest to expurrlore!

[jokerofcrime]

[Oh great. More forests. OH WELL.]

Anywhere that don't make me feel like a goldfish is good by me.

[bestestfurrend]

Okay! Then let's go!

[She has every intention of carrying him all the way there if he lets her, and true to her word she set off towards the elevator, sure that he'll feel better outside in the fresh air.]

[jokerofcrime]

Hey! What're you- Okay. [Yeah, that's about as much protest as she gets. He doesn't have to walk and he's going to see the island. Best day. Although he does wriggle out of her arms and clamber up onto her shoulders, because, dammit, he will have a little dignity.]

[bestestfurrend]

I'm going to show you the island! And you can run around in the furesh air and be a happy kitty again. [She lets him climb up with a giggle, rather proud that he wants to ride on her shoulder actually. She might also be trying to rub her cheek against his soft fur.]