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[jokerofcrime]

 [So there's a soaking wet cat on your network today, Vatheon. A pissed-off soaking wet cat. There's a moment of annoyed sounds that are far too human to be cat-protests as he shakes himself dry, and then he proceeds to... Rant into his communicator. No, he doesn't know what it is, but it's the only thing he's got on him and it seems like a good thing to do at the time. Enjoy your Bronx-accented cat.]

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU TWO LUGS DRIVE. How many times are we gonna crash before one of youse guys learns how t' navigate? 

[He glances around.] And what the heck didja do with the sub?

[....And that's when something occurs to him. He's alone. And he's talking into a starfish.

Um.]

...Jess? Jimmy?

[...Oh. This sure isn't the Hoenn Region unless it relocated to underwater.]

....Um. Guys? 

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[bestestfurrend]

[Oh dear, he is so cute she just doesn't know what to do with herself besides continuing to pet and cuddle on him with all her might.]

It's not too bad! And I'm sure a kitty as pawesome as you will fit right in!

[SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM HOME except sadly her roommate is allergic to cats. What is she going to doooo?]

WOW. WAY TO MISS THIS TAG, GMAIL.

[jokerofcrime]

[And he's just going to continue to be the happiest cat in the world. Holy crap. This is what Heaven feels like.]

Well, I am pretty pawsome. [/preeens. Yeah, cat puns? Meowth can work with cat puns. It's not like he doesn't speak in puns on a regular basis.] I'll bet I'll be runnin' this place in a few weeks.

:| evil gmail

[bestestfurrend]

[The self-assurance just makes him all the more adorable to Nepeta, and she squeals as she rubs her face against the top of his head.] Aww, that's so cute! This purrlace would be lots better with a kitty running it, yup yup yup!

Ruining mah adorable. :|

[jokerofcrime]

[...She is the best person ever. He accepts the nuzzling and... Plots.] I can start by gettin' this coral thing to take us back to the surface. I ain't too keen on spendin' my reign here under the sea.

How dare it :|!!

[bestestfurrend]

Well, there's already the elevator to the island. But making the whole bubble go to the surface would be even better! Yes yes yes. [Yes, she seriously is just going to indulge him here because. Well, because kitty. Nepeta doesn't need any other reason.]

[jokerofcrime]

[And that was how Nepeta became Queen of Meowth's Hypothetical Empire. That will never exist because Meowth sucks.

His ears flick. Island?] Huh? An island? Really? I ain't heard nothin' about that yet.

[bestestfurrend]

[She doesn't really expect him to take over anything, but hey, pretending is fun! It's something she does all the time.]

It's purrobably beclaws you only just got here. But I can take you up there! It's nice and warm and there's sand to purrlay on and a furest to expurrlore!

[jokerofcrime]

[Oh great. More forests. OH WELL.]

Anywhere that don't make me feel like a goldfish is good by me.

[bestestfurrend]

Okay! Then let's go!

[She has every intention of carrying him all the way there if he lets her, and true to her word she set off towards the elevator, sure that he'll feel better outside in the fresh air.]

[jokerofcrime]

Hey! What're you- Okay. [Yeah, that's about as much protest as she gets. He doesn't have to walk and he's going to see the island. Best day. Although he does wriggle out of her arms and clamber up onto her shoulders, because, dammit, he will have a little dignity.]

[bestestfurrend]

I'm going to show you the island! And you can run around in the furesh air and be a happy kitty again. [She lets him climb up with a giggle, rather proud that he wants to ride on her shoulder actually. She might also be trying to rub her cheek against his soft fur.]

[jokerofcrime]

Hah! That's great! I think better when I'm happy. [This must explain why he doesn't think much at all. Because his life is miserable.]

[bestestfurrend]

Efurybody does! Beclaws when you're happy you feel better and ready fur fun and action!

[And here's the elevator now. All aboard! It's a long way to the surface.]

[jokerofcrime]

Maybe without Jessie and James bringin' me down t' their level, I'll actually get somethin' accomplished! Hah! [He shifts, so he's half-hanging off Nepeta's head between her horns.]

[bestestfurrend]

Be careful up there! And tell me more about what you're purrlanning to do?

[They'll be going up to the island for a while, after all, may as well get to know her new furry friend better.]

[jokerofcrime]

First I gotta get everyone in this town on my side and then when they all see me for the Top Cat I really am, I'll make 'em build a statue o' me right there in the square. [Dreamy sigh]

[bestestfurrend]

Oh, yes, yes! And efury day they'll have to bring you fresh fish and milk there!

[jokerofcrime]

And all the meatballs I can eat.

[bestestfurrend]

Uh huh! And piles and piles of yarn to purrlay with.

[jokerofcrime]

I've got more sophisticated tastes than that. [A pause.] Although, I wouldn't say no t' one or two.

[bestestfurrend]

I like purrlaying in piles of yarn...

[jokerofcrime]

[WELL, IN THAT CASE...]

What's not t' like?