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[jokerofcrime]

 [So there's a soaking wet cat on your network today, Vatheon. A pissed-off soaking wet cat. There's a moment of annoyed sounds that are far too human to be cat-protests as he shakes himself dry, and then he proceeds to... Rant into his communicator. No, he doesn't know what it is, but it's the only thing he's got on him and it seems like a good thing to do at the time. Enjoy your Bronx-accented cat.]

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU TWO LUGS DRIVE. How many times are we gonna crash before one of youse guys learns how t' navigate? 

[He glances around.] And what the heck didja do with the sub?

[....And that's when something occurs to him. He's alone. And he's talking into a starfish.

Um.]

...Jess? Jimmy?

[...Oh. This sure isn't the Hoenn Region unless it relocated to underwater.]

....Um. Guys? 

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[video]

[booyaka_boom]

*Selphie just giggles at that and sticks out her tongue - she's not even gonna be sorry for this*

Nopes! That's just me!~

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

You ain't so bad, I guess. [For a namby-pampy twerpette.]

[video]

[booyaka_boom]

Aww! Well, thank you!~

*And she's happy the talking kitty likes her*

My name's Selphie! We should definitely be friends!

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

Name's Meowth. And, uh, sure, lady. I'd love t' be friends with such a nice twe- girl like youse. [Gag him, but if it keeps people from suspecting he's not as cute and cuddly as he looks, he'll do whatever the heck it takes. Or eventually start falling for his own lies, because people are nicer here. Whichever.]

[video]

[booyaka_boom]

Nice to mee ya, Meowth! Aww!~ You're such a handsome kitty!

*And she uses handsome rather than cute, figuring he might prefer that a little more*

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

[And he does. Oh wait. Was he manipulating someone? He's too busy preening now.] Thanks. It easy maintainin' these good looks, but it's nice t' know all my hard work and groomin' don't go unappreciated.

[video]

[booyaka_boom]

*Oh, gosh, what a charmingly cute kitty! Selphie can't help but giggle*

Definitely!~ I bet the lady kitties love it!

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

Yeah, I'm practically beatin' 'em off with a stick back home. [LOL. Is that ever a lie. But whatever. Compliments make him more delusional than normal.]

[video]

[booyaka_boom]

Aww. Well, I guess in the meantime you'll have to make some new friends here!

*Ah Selphie, why always so happy to humour?*