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caughtinanetwork2013-02-01 09:04 pm
kringlefuck) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-02-01 09:04 pm
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[ Evening, Network. It's been awhile since you've seen this kid on the network, but here he is. The video starts with him trying to adjust the communicator on the coffee table in the living room of his residence, though it falls over and there's an obvious "aw devilshits" in the darkness.
Ok, try again.
Looks like we're being picked up again and we see two curious green eyes behind thick, rectangular glasses. He sets the communicator up on a hard surface again and then steps back, muttering something incoherent to himself before he steps back and adjusts himself a little.
This is Jake. This is Jake with his hair actually combed and his face free from dirt and bruises. He's a bit over dressed for the communicator, wearing this. Just where the hell did he get that anyway?
The teen shuffles back against the living room sofa, the area brightened up by a mere lamp. Then, he lounges, crossing one ankle over the other and we see he's still wearing his combat boots. What a nerd. ]
Greetings fellow residents. Uhmm.
[ Oh wait. He's pulling out a piece of paper now. It's obvious he's shaking by the way he's holding it and he reads off of it. ]
If I am not terribly mistaken, the holiday known as Valentine's Day is coming up within a duo weeks, and it would be my greatest honor to escort an individual on this day. It is absolutely peachy if you want this not to be anything too, uhm, forward on the romancing spectrum, but rather just one of comradery, especially if I am unacquainted with you.
[ A deep breath. He withdraws from his pocket a handkerchief and paps his face down a little. He lowers the paper and looks at the camera. ]
I've never celebrated Valentine's Day, so, uhhhhhh. I don't want to be alone for this holiday. And while friends and what have you are absolutely splendid, it is customary to have a specific date if I am understanding correctly. I guess.. that's it? I'm asking in advance so may chance we can get to know each other first, or plan accordingly on schedule. I'll make sure to take care of the dinner one way or another!
[ He'll be spearing fishes and preparing it that way, jsyk. ]
Uhhh, shoo. Well, thanks.
[ /end personal advertisement. He'll reach way over and click the communicator off. ]
[ Action available for room mates! ]
Ok, try again.
Looks like we're being picked up again and we see two curious green eyes behind thick, rectangular glasses. He sets the communicator up on a hard surface again and then steps back, muttering something incoherent to himself before he steps back and adjusts himself a little.
This is Jake. This is Jake with his hair actually combed and his face free from dirt and bruises. He's a bit over dressed for the communicator, wearing this. Just where the hell did he get that anyway?
The teen shuffles back against the living room sofa, the area brightened up by a mere lamp. Then, he lounges, crossing one ankle over the other and we see he's still wearing his combat boots. What a nerd. ]
Greetings fellow residents. Uhmm.
[ Oh wait. He's pulling out a piece of paper now. It's obvious he's shaking by the way he's holding it and he reads off of it. ]
If I am not terribly mistaken, the holiday known as Valentine's Day is coming up within a duo weeks, and it would be my greatest honor to escort an individual on this day. It is absolutely peachy if you want this not to be anything too, uhm, forward on the romancing spectrum, but rather just one of comradery, especially if I am unacquainted with you.
[ A deep breath. He withdraws from his pocket a handkerchief and paps his face down a little. He lowers the paper and looks at the camera. ]
I've never celebrated Valentine's Day, so, uhhhhhh. I don't want to be alone for this holiday. And while friends and what have you are absolutely splendid, it is customary to have a specific date if I am understanding correctly. I guess.. that's it? I'm asking in advance so may chance we can get to know each other first, or plan accordingly on schedule. I'll make sure to take care of the dinner one way or another!
[ He'll be spearing fishes and preparing it that way, jsyk. ]
Uhhh, shoo. Well, thanks.
[ /end personal advertisement. He'll reach way over and click the communicator off. ]
[ Action available for room mates! ]
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I would like to remember a lot of things.
[ /facepalm. ]
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[THIS IS NOT THE FACE OF A TROLL JOKING AROUND, JAKE.]
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He gets starry eyed. ]
You fisticuff!?
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Good god, I've been aching for a fight for weeks!
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I--this... You're not supposed to enjoy it, you pan-stunted dirtscrapper! Just--TELL ME WHO IS RESPONSIBLE!
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... Fine, just fuckin' tell me.
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Let me try to remember here.
Uhmmmm....
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He is laughing his ass off over here, Eridan and Jake. Enjoy]
Your fucking face!
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Shut the fuck up! You're only not appalled at this whole mess because bein' fused with me would be a fuckin' improwement! Not to mention a goddamn honor!
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Greetings. You look better than you did fused with that other one.
Hello!! I'm so happy to see you too!
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Also, why is Jake so happy to see him.]
Uh, nice to see you, too.
Who the fuck are you, anyway?
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Oh I'm appalled at the thought of being fused with you, believe me! I just think your reactions are fucking hilarious!
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G...
Hmm..
Gam..
[ A beat. ]
Gamtree? Gambee? Gumbi?
Haha, I don't know!
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You mean Gamzee, right?
[Said through gritted fangs, naturally!]
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[ ... ]
Can we wrassle in nothing but trousers?
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[But that next part gets a somewhat surprised, vaguely strangled noise out of him.]
Wha--Why the fuck would we?
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All that cloth can wear you down!
Plus I've never really wrestled with another person. Only a robot!
[ Save for a few matches with Dirk, but that doesn't count cause Dirk would tickle. ]
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[He's got reasons, Jake!!!]
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You still talk like Mister Erisolsprite only without the lisp and I cannot help but feel nostalgic!
Can I pay you money to recite V's speech from V for Vendetta? No frets if you don't know it. I can assist you!
[ we're getting off track here. ]
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