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I Think This Was The Proverbial Last Dried Grass Strand
I Am Done
I Used To Be Content With Just Waiting Out My Time Here As Best I Could
But Ive Had Enough Of The People In Charge Jerking Us Around
Playing With Us
Basically On The Subject Of The Scientists
Just
Fuck Those Guys

[Guess who was not happy about the chocolate heart she received?]

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I Received A Gift From The Clinic
A Tactless Gesture Of Antagonism Though Im Sure They Think It Was Funny
Or Maybe They Think They Were Being Nice
I Dont Really Care What Case It Is
I Got A Chocolate Shaped Like A Heart For That Stupid Human Love Holiday
They Put Vriskas Name On It
[And then with a filter:]And Filled It With Blood

Edited 2013-02-20 22:06 (UTC)

FIRST OFF, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT HUMAN LOVE HOLIDAY.
IT IS A GREAT INSTITUTION FOUNDED ON CELEBRATING ROMANCE, AND APPLICABLE EVEN TO TROLLS VIA THE FLUSHED QUADRANT.
WHAT IS WRONG IS THAT THE LOCALS ARE DIPSHITS WHO PUT FISH IN CHOCOLATE AND THE NURSES ARE BUGFUCK CRAZY.
WHEN YOU SAY BLOOD, DO YOU MEAN ACTUAL, LITERAL BLOOD?

I Am Sure That For Someone In A Flushed Quadrant It Was An Enjoyable Day
And Yes It Seemed Like Literal Blood
At Least To Look And Smell
I Dont Trust Them Nearly Enough To Give It A Taste

OH.
I DIDN'T THINK OF IT THAT WAY.
CONDOLENCES ON YOUR SHITTY HOLIDAY.
I'D SAY JUST TOSS THE THING OUT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY.
THERE'S NO KNOWING WHAT THEY MIGHT HAVE DONE WITH THE BLOOD IN THERE.
I WOULD GO INTO A LONG AND RAMBLING DIATRIBE ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP IT IS THAT THEY WOULD GIVE YOU THAT, BUT ME DOING SO WOULD BE BEATING THE DEAD HOOFBEAST OF OBVIOUSNESS WITH A WHOLE FOREST OF STICKS.

It Has Been Disposed Of
Thanks
We Can Both Just Leave The Hoofbeast To Rot In Peace
Its Presence And Expiration Have Been Duly Noted
Time Of Death Twelve Twenty Eight In The Afternoon

AND AS WE LEAVE THAT FIELD TO ESCAPE THE STINK OF HORSE CORPSE
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN LATELY ON OTHER FRONTS?
HOPEFULLY THE REST OF YOUR LIFE HASN'T SUCKED GLOBES.

The Rest Of My Affairs Have Been Rather Pleasant
Especially Now That The Dolorosa Is Here
My Work Is Going Well As Usual And Its Been A While Since Any Particularly Obnoxious Curses Have Affected Me Personally
And Uhm
I Have A Date

WOAH WHAT.
THAT'S NEW.
WHO'S IT WITH?

Roxy

NICE.
FIRST ERIDAN GOING PALE WITH HER, NOW THIS.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE DATE, TELL ME IF IT GOES WELL.

I Will
Im Sure Eridan Will Be Getting Details From Her So You Can Get My Side OF Things
And Then The Two Of You Can Enjoy Gossiping About The Correlating Details

IT'S NOT GOSSIP, IT'S MUTUAL INTEREST IN THE ROMANTIC SATISFACTION OF OUR FRIENDS.

Edited 2013-03-01 18:44 (UTC)

Its Not Meddling Its Helping

Im Just Teasing
I Understand And Respect Your Interest
Thats Why Ill Be Feeding It
Id Rather Do That Then Have One Of My Best Friends Finding Out Details Of My Love Life Through The Rumor Mill

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEARNED HUMAN SARCASM.
BUT FINE, IF YOU'RE FINE.
I SERIOUSLY DO HOPE THIS GOES WELL FOR YOU
OR EVEN IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, THAT IT TURNS OUT AMIABLY SO YOU CAN STAY FRIENDS.

I Hope So Too
While I Am Taking This Seriously Im Not Yet Thinking Of It As A Serious Relationship
Were Two Friends Who Are Going On A Date
If It Works Out Well We Might Very Well Do It Again
And Well See What Happens Then

THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO GO ABOUT IT.
NO EXPECTATIONS TO BE BETRAYED, BUT OPEN TO CONTINUING THINGS IF IT DOES GO WELL.

Exactly
And If Things Dont Go So Well Hopefully We Can Let I Go with Little Incident
Though I Havent Actually Explained This Viewpoint To Her Yet
She Seems To Be Thinking Along Similar Lines Already but I Will Make Sure To State It Explicitly Before We Finalize Plans For Our Date

THEN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT PART TOO.
MAKE SURE YOU'RE ON THE SAME PAGE, SAVE POTENTIAL HURT FEELINGS THROUGH DIFFERING EXPECTATIONS, BLAH BLAH ETC.
YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH GOT THIS, I'D SAY.

Yes
I Think Ive Done All I Can To Mitigate A Potential Disaster
I Must Admit Its Kind Of Exciting To Do This
Ill Be The First To Admit That My Previous Romantic Endeavors Were Not Exactly Well Planned Out
Ive Been Afraid Of Trying Anything Like This After Vriska Left But Now That Ive Taken The First Steps Its A Bit Liberating
Thank You For Talking This Over With Me By The Way
Its All Fine And Well To Think Youre Doing Everything In A Proper Manner But Having Your Best Friend Confirm Your Plans From The Outside Does Provide A Lot More Confidence

HEY, IT'S NO TROUBLE.
YOU ARE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS TOO, AND WITH AS MUCH ADVICE AS I'VE GIVEN OUT IN THE COURSE OF THE GAME AND MY SWEEP HERE, I MIGHT AS WELL CONFIRM WHEN SOMEONE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT RIGHT.
AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT IS BETTER THAN MOPING AND LAMENTING, TOO.
IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T MISS WHAT YOU HAD, BUT IT MEANS YOU'RE WILLING TO MOVE FORWARD
AND AT LEAST YOU'RE TAKING CHARGE OF IT INSTEAD OF STUMBLING ASS BACKWARDS INTO YOUR NEXT FLUSHED ENDEAVOR.

[Unlike someone he won't name ~~it's himself~~.]

Even Stumbling Into A Relationship Is Better Than Avoiding Them At All Costs Because Youre Too Afraid Of Uncontrollable Hypotheticals
Thank You Again Karkat
If Youll Excuse Me I Have A Date To Plan

TRUE.
IN THAT CASE I'LL LET YOU GO.
GOOD LUCK AND I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

[He shuts off his SFC.]

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