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[sylphauxiliatrix]

I Think This Was The Proverbial Last Dried Grass Strand
I Am Done
I Used To Be Content With Just Waiting Out My Time Here As Best I Could
But Ive Had Enough Of The People In Charge Jerking Us Around
Playing With Us
Basically On The Subject Of The Scientists
Just
Fuck Those Guys

[Guess who was not happy about the chocolate heart she received?]

Comments

[oceanbreasts]

oh
wait h/o

[ THERE'S A PAUSE WHILE SHE GOES TO READ THAT SHIT ]

ok first idk how many times i have to tell sweet fins but there aint shit goin on between me n dirk
i mean at one point i really wanted there to be and i was kinda a dick with how i went around it but the point is he doesnt like tits
which is sad because tits are p rad txt it
but yeah me and dirk are never gonna be a thing so theres def nothing there for you to worry about

that said shit yeah lets go on a date
i mean lets face it
were both attractive single ladies and i sure as hell wouldnt mind going out and doing like the whole dating thing w/ u
fun to chat with and hang out with and yeah
lets do this thing

[sylphauxiliatrix]

Really
Thats Great
I Dont Really Have Any Ideas Or Plans For A Date Just yet But Maybe We Could Think Of Something Together
I Just Sort Of Jumped Into This Without Putting A Lot Of Thought Behind The Details

[oceanbreasts]

thats cool i mean we can just like go out and grab a bite to eat and wander around or something
hang out
chat like peeps do
there any clubs around here or anything ive always wanted to go to one
go out dancing at one i mean
seems like itd be fun

[sylphauxiliatrix]

Dinner At Some Nicer Place Sounds Lovely
I Dont Know About Any Clubs Though
Aside From the Host Club Which Does Not Seem Like The Sort Of Place For Dating Activities
Walking And Chatting Are Of Course Always Welcome Activites

[oceanbreasts]

oh well
well just have to have our own dance party some time
who the fuck needs a club to get ones groove on
so w/e
but dinner and walking around sounds great
its too bad that its still kinda chilly up on the island or we could go up there
well wait no fuck that we can still go up there just like
bring a blanket and space heater or some shit

[sylphauxiliatrix]

The Island Is Certainly An Open Possibility With The Right Preparations
And If We Find Ourselves Ill Equipped Or Tired My Home Would Not Be Far Away

...

I Am Suddenly Aware Of An Unintended Insinuation Present In That Last Statement

[oceanbreasts]

no shh its ok i mean i totes wouldnt think youd be so forward as to be like that guy whos all aw shit im so tired can i just crash on your couch
and then he spends the night trying to get the skirt off of the broad hes been chasing
nah wed just go in to your place and chillax and probably warm the fuck up since its still p chilly up there

[ roxy's that guy. ]

[sylphauxiliatrix]

[Yeah. Her place. Not at all awkward bringing home a date to the house she took over after her former matesprit left...]

[At the same time, it's not like they'd be going there to do anything, right? And besides, the whole point of this conversation is that Kanaya's tired of the past keeping her from stepping out and trying something like this. However, that doesn't mean she's going into this with complete reckless abandon.]

That Sounds Like A Good Idea
I Just Want To Impress Upon You That I Am Hoping For This To Be A Casual And Cursory Endeavor
I Really Like Having You As A Friend
But Im Interested In Seeing Where This Might Go If We Try
If Our Date Goes Well I Would Probably Be Interested In Doing It Again
If Not I Hope That It Would Not Be Such A Problem That It Would Prevent Us From Maintaining Our Current Interpersonal Status
And If Things Go Very Well Perhaps We Could Discuss More Official And Permanent Arrangements
Given Some Time
I Hope This Disclaimer Is Satisfactory And Not Some Sort Of Deal Breaker

[oceanbreasts]

okay so i know ive said this before but i kinda feel like it bears repeating
your a fuckin cutie
of course its not a deal breaker
and of course i still 100% plan on being your bro even if it doesnt work out any other way
i mean id have to be pretty stupid to let something like that mess up a good friendship right

[sylphauxiliatrix]

I Had Hoped You Would Say That
I Just Needed To Make Sure We Both Had The Same Expectations About This More Or Less
And To Make Sure That My Intentions Were Clear From The Beginning
It Would Be Stupid To Damage Our Friendship Due To A Failed Attempt At Exploring Other Relationship Options
It Would Also Be Dumb To Ruin What Could Be A Decent Romantic Relationship Because Someone Wasnt Clear About What They Wanted
Anyway
We Seem To Have A Good Idea About What We Want To Do
So I Guess We Just Need To Figure Out A Time
Does Friday Night Sound Good