caughtinanetwork | 002 ✘ Text

...What's that supposed to be? A dog bone?

[ Oh god. He's laughing. He's laughing so much it HURTS. Okay... okay he's got this... wait no still laughing. Okay, now he turns his voice on, he's got his shit under control. ]

Well Pigtails... you could definitely call it a bone.

It's pretty oddly-shaped for a bone, are you sure?

It's definitely a bone.

[ ...He's kind of still snickering a little. ]

Though I guess most people call it a 'boner' to uh, specify.

[

And then the penny drops.]

That's...real mature, there, Eyeliner. Good job.

Did you seriously think it was a fucking bone?

S-so what if I did? Anyone can make a mistake like that!

[HUFF!!!]

Pigtails. A six year old could look at that and know it was a dick.

Eyeliner. Most people don't go around drawing genitals unless they are six.

Every teenage boy draw dicks and boobs and stuff when they're bored. It's a fucking fact of life.

Right, because you know every teenage boy on the planet.

[...Der--]

Eh...whichever planet you come from, anyway.

That would be Earth, genius.

[ Can you hear the eyeroll? ]

And I'm pretty that as a teenage boy I'm more of an expert then you are in the subject of what teenage boys do.

Hey. Screw you! Some people don't come from Earth around here.

[No but she gets the gist.]

And it's not like I don't believe you on the drawing boobs part, I know boys are obsessed with those, it's just...why would they draw that? Who are they trying to impress?

So what planet are you from?

And it ain't to impress anyone. It's because it's funny or some shit. I don't know. It's just a thing we do.

Well it's dumb.

[Maka, you already knew that boys were dumb.]

And it looks diseased anyway.

I see I see.

[ He's rubbing his chin in a thoughtful manner... not that you can.. actually... see that. ]

So you're a penis expert, huh?

[NOPE. HE'S NOT GETTING HER THIS TIME.]

If you call pointing out the obvious of what looks like a magical STD being an expert, you have a weird idea of what an expert is.

Whoa... what would I do if I had a magical dick...

[ The opportunities seem endless. ]

...Say goodbye to it, because if there was such thing as a magical disease that effects the genitals, it'd probably fall off and take on a life of its own.

[What a dork.]

I meant the magic without the disease!

[ Geez Pigtails. Read his mind okay? ]

Like if I could shoot lasers out of it.

...You'd have a hard time having...uh...any sort of relations.

[Nah, she'll just continue being a killjoy realist.]

Pigtails, you're no fun.

[ Stop crushing his dreams gdi! ]

That's me, official fun-killer.

[If she were more in tune with body horror and perversions thereof she'd probably make a vagina dentata comment.

But thankfully Maka is not that corrupted.]

And for crying out loud, my name isn't Pigtails, it's Maka.

[ She would have probably successfully freaked him the hell out. ]

Yeah, probably not gonna remember that. So Pigtails it is.

Wow, jerk, like your name is any easier to remember.

[Even though she does remember it, she's not RUDE.]

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