caughtinanetwork | 002 ✘ Text

[Oh hell no.]

If you're going to be that immature, you might want to at least pretend it's a little bigger.
You know, so people don't make fun of you.

[ Oh hell yesss. ]

come on old dude it's not the size it's how you USE it!

though i will admit i am a very blessed individual

Edited 2013-03-06 19:36 (UTC)

That's bs. If it's so small that you have to use sparkles to get people to notice it, then all the skill in the world won't help you.

old man be strait with me here. when you were my age did you or did you not ever draw a dick on something?

It depends, how old are you?

i just turned 18

[That's a couple years older than he was expecting, but still within the right age range for dick jokes.]

By that point I had moved on to stuffing cheese in heater vents during the winter.

cheese in the heater vents you say?

[ omg Shiro stop you are giving him ideas. You should not plant ideas like that in a kid like Devit. He will do it. ]

Lunchmeat too.
Hell just shove a whole sandwich in there and watch everyone retch from the smell.

old man you so just re-earned all the cool points you lost for being an exorcist!

I didn't know you were still keeping track of that.

there hasn't been a whole lot to do here

[ He's bored ]

You could get a job. Or start attending classes, when I start teaching again.

a job? i don't do jobs. and i know how to read and write and shit so i don't exactly need any classes or anything

What about practical classes?
Something like survival skills, or how to be more personable.

are you saying i'm not fucking personable??

i don't know, maybe if there was a class about makeup i might take it. i think there's a lot of kinds around that i never saw back home.

Makeup isn't my strong point, unfortunately.

no shit! if you knew even a little you'd be using stuff to tone down them wrinkles.

These wrinkles show experience and maturity!

[He is the most mature guy ever you have no idea.]

which is just what an old dude who has no idea how to use basic products would say about his wrinkles

[ Mature? Pfffft. You were all but telling him to go stuff cheese in a heating vent a couple minutes ago. ]

I don't need them so I don't need to know how to use them.
Even with wrinkles I get more girls than most of the men here.

with WHO? high school girls?

[ He's noticed a distinct lack of mature ladies 'round these parts. ]

don't get yourself arrested!

No!
I'll have you know that I've gotten to know three women here already. Three! And I have only been here a month!

[Nevermind that all three of them are pretty much the majority of the adult women in Vatheon. DETAILS.]

do i really need to explain to you that getting to know a girl does not mean the same fucking thing as getting the girl?

Getting to know a girl is the first step in getting a girl.

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