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[onebecametwo]

[ He has no idea how it got so sparkly. He kept pressing formatting buttons until it became AWESOME. ]

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[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

[Is that supposed to be...

What?!

Then, in his prissiest voice--]

That isn't appropriate!

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

[ Holy shit that is one prissy uptight sounding voice. ]

What? It's just math. Fucking algebra! Unless you're reading something into it. Perv.

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

[ It's easy for people who were half-raised by the Catholic church (and the rest by the battlefield). ]

What is the double equals supposed to mean? Or the c, for that matter. It's not a number...

[ Someone doesn't have much math knowledge. ]

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

[ Devit doesn't really know much math either. He does however, know bullshitting. Though honestly, he is beginning to fear for the male population of Vatheon. You are not the first dude not to realize the math is penis ]

The double equals is super ultra really fucking important for many reasons. Though I guess I can see where you'd be confused. For everything to work perfectly you really gotta stick this equation in another equation

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

[ Ky had recognized it, hence the offense he'd taken, but he was just trying to give the benefit of the doubt. Not that there's really much point. ]

I can read the conversations you're having with other people.

Please don't swear.

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

Oh. Well then. It's pretty much a penis.

[ He honestly forgot you could do that kinda thing. Damn. This guy was sharper then he thought... No Devit he just uses common sense ]

And what the fuck is wrong with swearing?

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

And why did you feel the need to show it to the network?

It's not very polite.

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

Because it's funny and I don't give a shit about being polite. If people got a problem it's their issue.

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

It's really not funny at all. You can at least try to respect other people. There are children here, after all.

[Not that this is appropriate for adults either.]

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset little girls like yourself.

[ It is appropriate for all ages. ]

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

[ Ky sniffs. ]

It is possible to filter your messages to just adults. I suggest you use those filters in the future.

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

[ What is this guy's ISSUE? ]

I suggest you not fucking overreact to harmless shit in the future.

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

I wasn't overreacting.

[ His reaction was clearly perfectly proportional! ]

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

You were acting like a sparkly cock and balls made out of text symbols was a goddamn sign of the mother fucking apocalypse.

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

It's not exactly polite.

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

Okay okay, look I'm sorry.

[ He's apologizing, SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT HERE. SOMETHING IS UP. ]

But in all seriousness can I ask you a question? I mean it's about something I'm kinda starting to worry about.

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

[Politeness is never suspect!]

Please, go ahead.

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

Just how big IS the stick lodge up your ass? I'm seriously concerned it could be doing some major damage by now.

[ He is so worried about you. ]

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

I--

How can you think it's appropriate to say such a thing!

...Just because I obey rules of propriety!