caughtinanetwork | 002 ✘ Text

That's his name, yeah! He seriously seems way too fucking uptight.

[ Devit is under the impression that poor s.o.b. seriously needs some boobs of the real kind to play with and not just the textual sort. ]

Yup. Thaaat's my brother.

You need to get him laid, Dr. Devit's orders.

Pft. That'll be the day. You get him to not be awkward around chicks first and we'll work from there.

That is the saddest fucking thing ever.

Monkey you know what? Let's call a truce or some shit. I think getting your bro's shit straitened out is a little more important then me punching you in the face.

Monkey...?

Ehh I think "straight" is the problem, man. Not that he'd ever admit it.

'course with a rival like Shura I can't say I blame him for battin' for the other team...

Damn, seriously? You know, I did get the distinct impression that guy was undressing me with his eyes.

[ He just... didn't realize it until this very moment! ]

Well same thing's still gotta go down. We just hook him up with a dude instead of a chick. Your bro is in serious need of stress relief.

[Rin has to snort at that.]

I don't think he'd be that obvious about it. Yukio ain't like that.

[Buuuut...]

Much as I hate to admit it, you're right. Shitty thing is? I know a guy who really likes him. A lot. But Yukio doesn't remember him.

Man... Spot's even colder then I thought.

We gotta find this guy. Or like... leave his picture on your brother's nightstand or something. Get some sparks going.

[Huffing quietly over here. As much as he'd like to see Yukio happy, he doubts meddling this much in his affairs would accomplish anything except getting Yukio and Ronald annoyed with him.]

I know they've been talkin'... and Yukio just got back so that might be pushin' it a bit. I mean it took a good three, four months before Maka and I got together even...

I want Yukio to be happy, sure, but gettin' in his affairs like that would probably just get me shot at. Again.

[ Aww man... now Rin's sounding all serious and stuff. And Devit was getting really hyped about getting some matchmaking shit together ~~he's the disciple of BONDS dammit~~ ]

Damn. Well I guess there's not much else you can fucking do. I mean if your brother's gonna shoot you.

[ He sighs heavily. ]

This means punching you in the face is probably back on now.

[Rin really does want Yukio to be happy. As much as his pisses him off, he's still Rin's little brother and he cares about him.

But he also knows there's a line he toes just by being him.]

Wh-whoa whoa hey wait on a second! Just a second! We're havin' a good conversation now, why's that gotta end?

Well our truce was so we could try and gut your brother laid. Since that's not happening...

[ he trails off and then snickers. ]

Nah, I'm shitting you. To be honest I really don't feel like punching you anymore.

[ aka we were both kinda assholes the other day let's leave it at that. ]

[Yeah he can agree with that.]

Good, I don't feel like punchin' you either.

So you wanna hang out sometime? This place is pretty much boring as hell and someone gave me an interesting idea for a prank I wanna try out.

[ And he would rather not take the fall by himself if found out. ]

... depends on who you're goin' after.

[Rin practically knows everyone so he's more cautious about causing trouble than he used to be.]

...You know, I haven't actually thought that far yet.

Might wanna get that set first. There are some people here you really don't wanna mess with.

Ain't gonna knock a good prank, but this is a good place to learn "pick your battles" early.

True, true. So basically I should wait until my gun gets fixed before I try anything too extreme.

Probably.

... iiiiin the mean time can we truce over food?

[Assuming you eat, you twig.]

Sounds good, I'm fucking starved! What's good around here anyways?

[ He is a very healthy 117 lbs thank you-okay yeah you can probably see his ribs a little. ]

[Wow, Devit. Rin is heavier than you.]

I'm actually a pretty awesome chef, if you wanna come over.

[ Being heavier then a Devit is not a hard thing to do. ]

You can cook?

[ Do you hear the disbelief in his voice? ]

[~~Kazue likes her boys meaty, obviously~~]

Mhm.

[He's used to getting that kind of reaction, really.]

Started teachin' myself when I was seven, and now I'm one of two head chefs at Golden Victory.

I'll believe when I see it. And by see I mean taste. Obviously.

[ As long as it doesn't kill him first. Who knows what this kid puts in his cooking? ]

So where should I meet ya anyways?

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