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caughtinanetwork2013-03-17 10:51 pm
grombleness) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-03-17 10:51 pm
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Video - A very offended monster
[When the feed opens, the Gromble is all smiles and sweetness. Even his voice is cloying, a stark contrast to his hideous appearance.]
Oh hello Vatheon. I must say, I've been oh so pleasantly surprised with how friendly the humans here are. Of course...
[Suddenly the sweet tone of voice is gone, replaced by something low and dangerous.]
It was clearly an act to put monsters off guard.
[He perks up again, tittering.]
Now I know you might not all be aware of this, so I'm going to give you a little lesson in monster history. Thousands of years ago, monsters were born from human imagination. Back then the human imagination was quite a powerful thing, you know. We hardly had to do any work at all. Unfortunately, humans now have become obsessed with science and refuse to openly believe in anything they don't understand. We monsters scare the humans to fuel their imagination, which in turn allows us to continue existing. A properly educated monster will only scare humans, they will not harm them. So!
I would like you all to bring any wayward monsters to me. Do not slaughter them and take their parts for jewelry or potion ingredients or points or for whatever other "loot" they might have. This questing behavior is really quite appalling, and you wouldn't want to harm a frightened creature who doesn't know any better...
WOULD YOU?!
Tata~
Oh hello Vatheon. I must say, I've been oh so pleasantly surprised with how friendly the humans here are. Of course...
[Suddenly the sweet tone of voice is gone, replaced by something low and dangerous.]
It was clearly an act to put monsters off guard.
[He perks up again, tittering.]
Now I know you might not all be aware of this, so I'm going to give you a little lesson in monster history. Thousands of years ago, monsters were born from human imagination. Back then the human imagination was quite a powerful thing, you know. We hardly had to do any work at all. Unfortunately, humans now have become obsessed with science and refuse to openly believe in anything they don't understand. We monsters scare the humans to fuel their imagination, which in turn allows us to continue existing. A properly educated monster will only scare humans, they will not harm them. So!
I would like you all to bring any wayward monsters to me. Do not slaughter them and take their parts for jewelry or potion ingredients or points or for whatever other "loot" they might have. This questing behavior is really quite appalling, and you wouldn't want to harm a frightened creature who doesn't know any better...
WOULD YOU?!
Tata~
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Agh. This whole curse is nothing but a blasted headache. Shouldn't it be dissipating soon?
[He pauses at that other comment, his next words low and even.]
And what makes you think that, now? I never said I wasn't.