001. [video] intro.

[notchosenbychoice]

[Gives the SFC a gentle flick, giving the camera a wry smile. Seems like he's managed to get rid of all signs of his wet arrival, minus his damp clothes. He's trying very hard to forget the whole incident for your benefit.]

So what, all I get for gracing you all with my presence is this booklet and this horrendous tunic? No welcome party, no parades, no nothing? Geez. Not to mention there's water in places you don't deserve to even know about.

[He pouts his pretty boy pout, looking very hurt indeed.]

Ah, well, I'll forgive you this time. I'm sure that there should be plenty of hunnies out there to cheer me up, yeah? We can have a party of our own now that the great Zelos is here! 

Oh, and Lloyd and friends? That includes my dear, voluptuous hunny, my darling angel, my cool beauty, and my precious little one-- If you're here, you're invited, too. Don't leave a man hanging, hmm?

[With a wink and a grin, he turns off the feed.]

Comments

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

[An exaggerated sigh.] That's true, but still. I was expecting something a little more than this!

I guess? Like you said, could've been worse. It's nothing I can't handle.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

At least you do have friends here. I'm sure you'll be settled in no time.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

Heh, I'm adaptable. I got this.

I'm afraid I haven't caught your name yet, hunnny. I bet it's just as cute as you are.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

It's Tifa.

Just Tifa. [She didn't get him to stop calling her "Tifa-hunny" before, but that doesn't mean she can't keep trying.]

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

Heh. I got it, I got it.

I'm guessing you know my name since you didn't ask.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

You did announce it. I just hope you don't actually expect anyone to call you the "Great" Zelos.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

True. A lot of people have been telling me they know me already, I just wanted to know if you were one of those people. Even though it doesn't make sense since I've never been here before, but y'know. Just checking.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

...I am one of those, actually. I didn't think you'd appreciate another person you don't remember claiming to know you. It's disorienting enough just being here.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

That's-- considerate of you.

...Thanks. [He runs a hand through his hair.] Still, if we were close before, I think I'd like to know.

[This is where he should wink, but his face looks almost downcast. If he owes anyone anything... It's important to know.]

[Video]

[fightforastar]

I don't know about close. I like to think we were getting to be friends.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

Huh. Well, that can still be arranged! I wouldn't mind another cute hunny in my life~

[Video]

[fightforastar]

I'm sure you wouldn't. You do still need some practice talking to women.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

Ouch. That's harsh. I've honed these skills my entire life, you know.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

Probably they work on some women.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

That's true, you are very special, aren't you.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

Flattery's not going to get you anywhere either.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

You're hard to please. So any words of wisdom for this poor soul?

[Video]

[fightforastar]

I'm just trying to be clear. I'm only interested in being friends. Don't try too hard.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

[He chuckles.] Alright, alright, I gotcha.

I was just asking generally, though.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

Mm, I guess that is my advice.

Some women don't like being talked to with special "skills." It feels more honest being talked to like any other person.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

But I am being honest! [Liar.] Every one of my hunnies is beautiful in their own way!

[Video]

[fightforastar]

And if you weren't trying to get into their pants, would you still tell them that?

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

Of course! You think too little of me - I'm not always trying to score, you know.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

I know you're not.

...just most of the time.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

[More like almost none of the time.] What can I say, women are usually jumping at the chance.

Not here, seems. It's a relief, really. I love the chase, after all!