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caughtinanetwork2013-04-09 07:34 pm
shippingmath) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-04-09 07:34 pm
[Video]
[For those familiar with Dirk, they might notice something unusual about him today- for all that he usually wears shirts decorated with hats, he hasn't ever been a fan of wearing them. Until now, apparently, considering he's wearing one right now. It goes a long way toward making him look like Bro Strider, which is impressive, since they already look like clones.
It doesn't seem like he's about to talk about that, though.]
I have to say, I'm impressed by the amount of whining we've gotten for a simple curse like this. Jesus shit, it's a minor one, calm your tits and deal.
It doesn't seem like he's about to talk about that, though.]
I have to say, I'm impressed by the amount of whining we've gotten for a simple curse like this. Jesus shit, it's a minor one, calm your tits and deal.
[video]
Oh no. Your ego. As if it couldn't use some deflating already.
[He shrugs and taps the brim of his hat.]
What's it look like?
[voice]
[He is always so friendly. But he stares at the video for a moment, which is hinted at with that pause...]
It's a ugly fuckin' hat, what's it matter?
[Yeah, Eridan just doesn't care enough to remember that Dirk doesn't normally wear hats, and even then he definitely wouldn't pick up that there's something amiss with Dirk wearing one.]
[video]
[They are just the friendliest pair.]
It matters that I'm wearing one. Or not, since you obviously don't give a shit.
[video]
[Oh so friendly!]
Okay... You're right I don't, but now I'm curious.
[video]
[And they're doing everything they can to avoid a fight, too.]
Don't usually fit, is all.
What about you, fishface?
[voice]
So, you're fuckin' bald? Pfft!
[YEP HE'S JUST LAUGHING... OBNOXIOUSLY. Eridan stop that's ugly.]
AHAHAhaahahahaha...ahaha..haha, damn I haven't been able to have a good laugh like that in a while. Thanks for that. So, how about you take that hat off, I wanna see your shiny chrome-dome.
[Yep, he's ignoring Dirk's question on purpose.]
[video]
[Yeah, lifting that hat. His hair's kind of flattened from wearing it, but he definitely still has it. Ha. In your face.]
I'm so sorry to disappoint.
[voice]
You should be. So what's the fuckin' deal with the hat then if you're not hilariously baldin'.
[video]