Dirk Strider (
shippingmath) wrote in
caughtinanetwork2013-04-09 07:34 pm
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[For those familiar with Dirk, they might notice something unusual about him today- for all that he usually wears shirts decorated with hats, he hasn't ever been a fan of wearing them. Until now, apparently, considering he's wearing one right now. It goes a long way toward making him look like Bro Strider, which is impressive, since they already look like clones.
It doesn't seem like he's about to talk about that, though.]
I have to say, I'm impressed by the amount of whining we've gotten for a simple curse like this. Jesus shit, it's a minor one, calm your tits and deal.
It doesn't seem like he's about to talk about that, though.]
I have to say, I'm impressed by the amount of whining we've gotten for a simple curse like this. Jesus shit, it's a minor one, calm your tits and deal.
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you used be chill as fuck
now youre a douche
youre like godtier level asshoal
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unless you were just being a fakey fake the whole time
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And I'm not now.
Your people skills need massive improvement.
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im a fucking troll why th fuck would i need people skills
but hey even if i dont got em i can still tell that youre actin different and youre in denial
did somefin happen or are you gonna get shitty if i ask that too
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Nothing happened, since you're so insistent about asking.
I just got this rad hat.
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you think we got any sort of skillz that involve talking to people and catching their drifts
i aint dumb ho i can sea youre bein a weirdo
and if its over a hat thats weak
it aint even gold
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And who the fuck even wants a gold hat?
In case you missed it, I'm not exactly trying to scream pimp here.
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whatever
wastin valuable typing time with your stubborn ass
why not
itd be fuckin swank
people might actually respect your skinny butt
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Any respect they have for me would go into the negatives with that.
Your sense of fashion is pathetic.
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im done
you say that like it aint already
bitch please i am fucking fabulous
i got bling worth more than you
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Oh no. She has more bling.
I am struck with feelings of immense inferiority.
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what else is new
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