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[thekidsare0kay]

2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.

[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.

It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]

All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.

Comments

[timebender]

ok then
humor me
what did she charge you?

[thekidsare0kay]

20 far all i've paid i2 giving her a little free publicity.

[timebender]

it wasnt an iou was it
i know you are smarter than that sollux
but i also know how you feel about cute fish girls

[thekidsare0kay]

hey, i'm n0t c0nfu2ed.
all cute fi2h girl2 aren't created equal.
but it might have been an i0u 20rt 0f.

[timebender]

i was not about to blame you for that
they are pretty cute when they want to be

but making an iou with that one
are you sure about that?
even though it is already done

[thekidsare0kay]

right, true.
i'm helple22 in the face 0f cutene22.
a2 evidenced by my friend2hip with y0u.

eh.
i think i can take her.

[timebender]

while i am sure you could
there is no need to be fighting
i know you tend to invite it by your very nature
but i cannot help worrying when you do

[thekidsare0kay]

hey, i'm n0t that bad!
i hardly ever fight f0r n0 rea20n.
i'm t0tally cuddly.

[timebender]

since when
where is the real sollux
what have you done with him?

[thekidsare0kay]

ju2t becau2e hugging me i2 like cuddling a bag 0f 2tick2 d0e2n't mean it'2 n0t al20 awe20me.

[timebender]

is that supposed to be a hint of some sort

[thekidsare0kay]

d0 y0u want it t0 be a hint?

[timebender]

i think i would like to let it be whatever it wants to be
if it wants to be a hint then it can be a hint

[thekidsare0kay]

it pr0bably want2 t0 be a hint.
i mean, we're friend2, right?

[timebender]

of course we are friends
what would ever make you think otherwise?
no hinting needed

[thekidsare0kay]

well, i didn't really think 0therwi2e.
anyway, i think friend2 can cuddle 20metime2.

[timebender]

alright
next time i come over
we can cuddle
how does that sound?

[thekidsare0kay]

i'd be 0kay with that, i gue22.