[Text] --> [Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.

[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.

It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]

All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.

Comments

[text]

[thekidsare0kay]

i think equiu2 i2 intere2ted.

[text]

[ohshellno]

no he aint
he totally turned me down
cold yo

[text]

[thekidsare0kay]

n0, n0, that'2 ju2t hi2 dumba22 kink.
y0u have t0 be m0re f0rceful, and i bet in the end he'll be all '0000h, yeah, pierce me again, highbl00d'.
tru2t me, he want2 it.

[text]

[ohshellno]

i dunno
maybe he doesnt dig me
i threatened to pierce his shame globes and he was like nah
probably one of the most awkward conchversations ive ever had tbh

Re: [text]

[thekidsare0kay]

are y0u 2eri0u2ly g0ing t0 ju2t give in?

[text]

[ohshellno]

i aint GIVING IN hes just not worth my scrod damn time

[text]

[thekidsare0kay]

uh huh.
2ure.

[text]

[ohshellno]

stick it up your wastechute skinny fins

[text]

[thekidsare0kay]

2tick what?

[text]

[ohshellno]

whatever is closest and biggest asshoal

[text]

[thekidsare0kay]

like y0ur lu2u2?