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[The first thing that’s heard is a loud crash, which probably resulted in the SFC being turned on. There was a groan from the background, and the feed starts to focus in on a hairy…

Wait, is that Yosuke?]

Damn it…that’s the second time today! [He stares at his new paw-hands and then back down at the shattered plate with his precious food on it, that was now down on the floor.] First the stupid fairies, now I’m a damn beast!

[A moment later, there's the sound of footsteps approaching. Then the screen shows some lady in an elaborate yellow ballgown...

Wait, is that Souji?]

Again? Yosuke, you're going to have to replace those once this curse is lifted. [Souji sighs, exasperated. As for his thoughts, they're along the lines of "Yosuke, why does your luck suck so much? And why is it rubbing off on me now?". Or something like that.] Maybe you should undergo some beast training.

[Very funny, Souji. Very funny. Yosuke’s not so amused.]

I don’t want to do any training! I just want my hands back, damn it! I don’t want the hands, or the fur, or the paws, or whatever the hell’s wrong with me now. Can’t it just be…I dunno, normal for once?

[But Yosuke, nothing is ever normal for the Persona kids for long. You should realize that by now. But he just huffs, rubbing the back of his head with a rather large paw.

Okay, okay. There is a silver lining: he isn’t in a dress this time. That’s Souji’s thing to deal with. He just has to deal with all the Beast fur that appeared on him almost overnight.

And while Yosuke's doing that, Souji takes a seat in one of the chairs nearby.]

You and almost everyone else right now. But at least you aren't sparkling in the sunlight anymore? [He crosses his arms and looks down appraisingly at his sudden new outfit.] Hmm, is it just me or does this dress make me look glittery?

[Yosuke’s looking now too.]

Better you glittering than me. If I was glittering with fur, I’d have to ask you to shoot me now.

[Souji turns to give him a look.]

Oh? Why don't you wear something like this dress once this curse blows over then? I'm sure it'd look better on you than me.

[Oh no not The Look...]

No, no. Gave the girl thing a shot once - not doing it again. I will stay with my male clothes, thanks.

[That Look of Souji’s? Now totally saying "yeah, and you're not the only one". Somehow.

...At least until his eyes stray over to the SFC.]

Well, now that we've finished talking about our crossdressing experience, let's end the show. Thanks for tuning in to this curse's edition of "Luckless Yosuke"! Now please do both of us a favor and don’t stay on this channel.

[And with that, Souji stands up to hurriedly walk towards the SFC and quickly turn it off.]

Wait, what?!

[There was more yelling in the background, as the feed cuts. This just isn’t their day, is it?]

((ooc: Okay, so Yosuke is in orange, and Souji is in grey. Have fun with their embarrassment from being from beauty and the beast, guys! If you want to talk to one of them specifically, just state it in the subject line or something in your tag!))

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[Then she burst out laughing. Not nearly as bad as Yukiko gets, no, but she's still laughing pretty hard at the two of you.]

W-wow you guys have this way worse than me!

[More laughing. Chie tries to stop before continuing to talk.]

I knew there had to be a reason you guys both had avoided video chat with me earlier!

[ Video, so Chie can see him lineface at her! ...For about a second, because he can't stay mad at a friend for long over something like this. ]

Yeah, we were trying not to make it public.

Well, your new look isn't too bad at least!
It's not like it's the first time you've had to crossdress..and you're lucky to not be some animal like Yosuke and I!

I'm still trying to cope with this new look.

I guess I did get off pretty lightly compared to others, but I'd prefer the sailor uniform to hard-to-move-in dress any day.

At least you won't have to deal with it for too long?

Haha, yeah that ballgown looks pretty uncomfortable to walk or sit in.

Yeah, a week shouldn't be too bad. If it lasts longer than that though I might start having some real issues with this. Having fur is weird.

Yup. At least I'm getting the hang of it now.

Well, I'm pretty sure it'll just last a week, so hold out until then? I'll cook something to celebrate once it's all over.

Oh, that sounds great!
Now I can't wait for this week to end!

It'll help me look forward to it too.

Any special requests?

Steak would be nice, I haven't found any yet in Vatheon's restaurants...but anything really would be good!
You're great at cooking, after all. I'm sure you could make anything and it'd be enjoyable.

[Chie would offer to help him, but...maybe that's not a good idea.]

Haha, thanks for the compliment. I'll see what I can do about meat, but I'm afraid most of the food around here is of the seafood and vegetable variety.

[ PLEASE LET HIM HAVE THE HONOR OF COOKING EVERYTHING. ]

Yeah, yeah, keep laughing.

[SIGH.]

At least I'm not a cat.

[He's trying to make himself feel better, but it's not...exactly working.]

You look more like an oversized one.

[She sort of just stares, thinking.]

I guess it sucks you have paws though, huh? I can't imagine trying to eat with those...

[Chie held up her clawed and armored hand. Even if it was a paw, she was still able to grasp things fine.]

[He's not going to fight over what he is and isn't.]

Man, they're horrible! I mean they move alright but that was the second plate I've dropped today.

[He's not as coordinated as Chie. Oops.]

[Second? That's still a lot of wasted food..]

You're luck just keeps getting better and better, huh?

[He sighs.]

When was my luck ever great to begin with?

You've got a point there, I can't deny that...

Well, hey, cheer up Yosuke. It will probably be over before you know it and then you can get back to holding plates like everyone else.

Geez, I hope so. These things usually last a week, but a week is gonna feel like forever while I try to figure all this out again.

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