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For those of you who might give a fuck, Jake English is gone from the bubble again.
The kid's going to earn himself a title of flighty broad, at this rate.
Maybe the third time's the charm, if our "great and powerful God" deigns to deliver him a third time.
I rather suspect that it's too busy quoting Dirty Harry at us and our delightful circumstance.

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None of the tables.
None of them, because any tables that may or may not be flipped will certainly not be flipped with enough power to reach the edges of the atmosphere.
That would be a useless waste of energy on a reaction to a fact of daily life here.

ok. ill take your word for it man.

[Even if he... doesn't entirely believe it. That's what the next message is for:]

now that ive got you here. i was thinking.

best suggestion ever. brace yourself for this stroke of genius.

strider muppet movie night. soon.

Too late, I swooned all over the goddamn place like a fucking southern belle.
Name a time and place and I'm there.

[Hopefully Bro expects that Dirk will be stealing some snuggles with Cal during it.]

[He doesn't entirely expect it, but... What the hell. He'll allow it if it happens.]

how about tomorrow? gotta round up the other strider bros first.

Hell fucking yes.
I'll be there. With a lasso to round up those other two, if that's what it takes.

if theyre smart. they wont even try and run.

theyll just accept their muppety fate.

You know them better than I do. What is the likely percentage of that happening?

depends.

do i get to play the guilt card and tell them its to make you feel better?

Are you so bad at convincing them that you need it?

[No, Bro, you shouldn't use it sincerely.]

[Geez, teen self. Don't give him that sass.]

no. we were talking percentages.

if i wanna estimate a percentage i need all the deets.

[He will sass whoever he wants to. You're not his real dad.]

Well I can't stop you if you want to go in for the overkill of convincing.
Be my guest.
Take it all the way.

gotcha.

then. id say 80 percent. 82 if i make my lip tremble.

Banzai, senpai.
All shall fall before your fearsome wibbleface.

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