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[shippingmath]

For those of you who might give a fuck, Jake English is gone from the bubble again.
The kid's going to earn himself a title of flighty broad, at this rate.
Maybe the third time's the charm, if our "great and powerful God" deigns to deliver him a third time.
I rather suspect that it's too busy quoting Dirty Harry at us and our delightful circumstance.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

just tell him theres apple juice involved
btw there better be aj there or well both walk out
we need our fix
dont deny this to us

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[shippingmath]

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, dude.
Goddamn.
I'm not going to get in between a guy and his vital beverage.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

there is no problem there are only apples
but no seriously the best way to catch a dave is by using apple juice as bait
or just apples in general
they cant get enough of that shit
also bring a whip and a chair cause daves get territorial over their fresh fruits
youre going on safari basically
have fun with that

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[shippingmath]

In that case, I'll start emptying out the bubble's stock of apple-themed shit now.
If the two of you somehow haven't managed to already empty it out between you.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

not yet but its only a matter of time
god damn it that was awful i take that back
except i cant because we can never escape the awful time puns

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[shippingmath]

Seriously?
I'm surprised you haven't run out of them by now.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

and deprive ourselves for the rest of the year???
that sounds like a fate worse than death

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[shippingmath]

Well, there are only so many times you can make the same set of puns before they get old.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

im sure people will find a way
not to mention its always been old but its something you get used to
i can come up with worse for the other three
john with the wind
space the final dog tier
rose light district
give us time and we can figure something out for you and your friends

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[shippingmath]

Groan, dude.
Did you think of those on the spot, or have you put actual effort into this?

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

on the spot
i came up with another one since i didnt do one for our knight
i wouldnt give you the time of dave
soon you and your friends will have puns
very soon

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[shippingmath]

I tremble in fear before your might and intellect.
Lay it on me, Brond.
It ain't as if they're hard.
You've got Maid and Page to work with, for fuck's sake.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

patience your highness
it takes time to come up with puns that roll off the tongue for you 4
i mean seriously i could just use your name for a thousand different puns alone
dirk in a box is the first one that comes to mind
get in touch with your solid snake
you know you want to

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[shippingmath]

Good pun, best bro.
If you keep this up I may have to heartily endorse all of your shenanigans.
Don't make me regret it, dude.