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[thekidsare0kay]

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the fir2t 2weepwi2e "find y0ur 'B' with tw0 pr0ng2 and a cylindrical light 20urce" c0nte2t.
n0w, 2ince m02t 0f y0u pr0bably have n0 fucking clue what i'm getting at, 2tay tune f0r tw0 2ec0nd2.

[The video function turns on, to show Sollux, grinning toothily]

For anyone still paying attention, you officially don't suck. Either that, or you're riveted by blinking lights. Good for you. So now then.

[He holds up a small device, shaped like a bee, but purple and black instead of yellow and black. Darkleer may recognize these are spy drones that he gave to Sollux at 12th Perigees Eve.]

I have here the 'B'. There are dozens of them scattered around the city! If you find one, and catch it, it'll give you a gift. It also proves that you actually have some skills.

[His smile turns a little bit wicked] Good luck~

[OOC: There are indeed a couple of dozen little robotic bees hiding in Vatheon. They will lead characters on a merry chase throughout the bubble. If you manage to catch one, it may explode! The explosion won't be very dangerous, but will cover the character with honey. After all, he is a troll. However, not everyone will be the loser in this - a couple of the bees will instead crack open and prove to contain a handful of tasty honey-filled chocolates. It's up to you!

Edit: And just for additional fun, if you want to get involved and your character wouldn't deliberately chase the bees, there's always a chance of the bees chasing you, and exploding on contact.]

Comments

[terribubbly]

Sounds like you're having fun!

[ No way she's chasing those bees, though. She'll just enjoy other people having problems. ]

Totally in person right

[thekidsare0kay]

I always have fun when I'm trolling the fuck out of people. [Griiiin]

sure!

[terribubbly]

So have you gotten anyone good yet?

[ She's nosy, but not so nosy to get her own SFC out. ]

[thekidsare0kay]

[He hesitates, then smirks] Is Kanaya good?

[terribubbly]

[ It's worth Feferi dissolving into peels of laughter, at least. She'll get a grip on her sense of self control rather quickly, however, just to point out: ]

She's going to fillet your face off.

[thekidsare0kay]

[He grins ruefully]

I'm totally fucked, aren't I?

[terribubbly]

You're a dead troll glubbing. Sorry!

[thekidsare0kay]

You'll protect me, won't you?

[terribubbly]

Hey, you chummed those waters all on your own. I'm not making her mad at me, too.

[thekidsare0kay]

[He shoves at her] You're the worst matesprit in the universe!

[terribubbly]

The smartest! I like you, but I don't want to be made into sashimi for anyfin.

[thekidsare0kay]

Not even me? [He tweaks a fin, grinning. He's pretty sure she'd be made into sashimi for him - she did once before]

[terribubbly]

[ But she's not going to go around saying that! ]

Whale, what would I get out of it!

[thekidsare0kay]

Your matesprit, whom you love so much, safe and grateful!

[terribubbly]

Oh, that would be a thing, wouldn't it?

[ She giggles. ]

[thekidsare0kay]

[He grins and cups her cheeks in his hands]

Don't you want me to be grateful and happy?

[terribubbly]

And what do I get when you're grateful and happy?

[ She's just play koi coy now. ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Hmm... [He grins, well, as sexily as a thirteen-year-old skinny nerd can, which isn't very] What do you want?

[terribubbly]

Chocolate covered fishes.

[ She isn't even joking.

Though... ]

And a kiss, of course.

[thekidsare0kay]

[He grins, then puts his arms around her and kisses her deeply]

Let's go to the corner store.

[terribubbly]

Hee, I like this plan. You're a real catch, you know that?

[thekidsare0kay]

If you say so. [Self-loathing is never far away. But he's still snuggling her.] You've got weird taste. We already know that, from the chocolate fishes.

[terribubbly]

Weird taste makes things fun, so you'll just have to suck it up.

[thekidsare0kay]

...Well, it does if you're the one tasting weird. [He grabs her hand, gives her a kiss, and gets up]