¤ first heart of light - video

[destinyembrace]

[You can thank an amused local for what you're about to see, Vatheonites. Someone thought it a good idea to give Kairi a pirate hat. Thinking it was neat, she put it on, just like every other sucker in the bubble who fell for the same trick.

And now we have this:]

Ahoy, scallywags! [Hands on hips, Kairi is standing in front of the ghost ship. In her piratey daze, she sought a worthy ship. Since the beach had crap, she had taken to looking in slightly stranger parts, and she found this.] I found me a worthy vessel! And once I bring her crew under my command, I'll be back to claim all the booty and steal your men! Cap'n Kairi and her crew of the Flying Paopu will come to be famous amongst the Vatheon seas!

[To top it all off, she furbishes her bold statement with a swing of a very wooden looking sword before she uses it to smack the SFC off.]

Comments

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[coolerthansora]

[Blessedly free of a hat at the moment.]

K-kairi?

[Sure, people have been acting weird, but isn't this taking it a little far?]

[Video]

[destinyembrace]

Roxas! Come be part of my crew, arr!

[Because it would be awesome and you know it.]

[Video]

[coolerthansora]

Uhh...

[Well, what's the harm?]

Do I get some of the booty?

[Video]

[destinyembrace]

[Good call, Rox. Good call.]

Arr! We shall split it amongst ourselves! And since yer the first, you'll even get a pick from the wenches!

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[coolerthansora]

All right, but- what's a wench?

[croceamors]

[This video is a good example of why, after going out for groceries at the beginning of the week, Saix has decided that leaving his house is overrated and he really only needs a dog for company anyway. Why he decides to respond to this post... Well. Call it bored curiosity.]

Treasure, I can understand, but why would you want to steal men?

[destinyembrace]

[...Oh no. Not you. You are not welcome on her ship, bucko. She'll make you walk the plank!]

As wenches!

[croceamors]

[Wow, it's not like he kidnapped you or anyt- ...Well, Axel tried first.]

Do you even know what a wench is?

[destinyembrace]

[And you threw her in a cage as bait. Yeah, you're not on her favorites list.]

Arr, of course I do! What kind of cap'n do ya think I am?

[video]

[fundemetal]

[So, Kairi's a pirate now? Leo hasn't seen her since they met at the welcome party over a month ago, so he's a little happy to see she's still around and having fun with this curse. Or he would be if he weren't wearing a 19th Century Naval Admiral hat.]

Stand down, pirate! Your ship belongs to the royal navy.

[video]

[destinyembrace]

[Impossible! How could a naval officer be here, of all places??]

Never! She'll go down to the bottom of Davy Jones' locker before she ever gets into naval hands!

[video]

[fundemetal]

[Here being a bubble under the sea. Stranger things have happened.]

Oh no she won't. My forces are on their way right now. {Forces? Leo has no forces, but he sure thinks he does.]

[video]

[destinyembrace]

[Shhh. Who needs logic?]

Ha! Then they'll be facing my mighty crew!

[Voice]

[ourfirststeps]

[At this point, Bianca wasn't even sure what was going on in Vatheon anymore. When she saw certain posts about this event, she found herself a little dumfounded at first. But, after a while...]

Oh, oh! Does this mean that I can join the crew and look over the seas too?

[Voice]

[destinyembrace]

Of course! Just state yer name and what ya can do. Can't have slackers on board.

[Voice]

[ourfirststeps]

Hooray, I get to be a pirate!

My name is Bianca and I can probably do whatever you ask me to! With my pokemon by my side and my ability to search over things, we can be the best pirates in all of Vatheon!

[Voice]

[destinyembrace]

Poke...mon? What be those?

[video]

[zipperlips]

[What are you supposed to do in response to a claim like that?

Well, react with dismay, of course, Kurloz is doing a very good job of mimicking one at the moment. He even manages to pull off a swoon, which is harder than it might seem, considering the SFC is held in one of his hands at the moment.]

[video]

[destinyembrace]

Er... we won't work ya to death or anything!

[Kairi is just Too Nice to play Mean Pirate Captain for long.]

[video]

[zipperlips]

[He makes an exaggerated gesture of relief, but then tilts his head. If they're not going to be worked to death, what use is he to a pirate, anyway?]

[video]

[destinyembrace]

Someone's gotta keep the deck clean and bellies full. Need people alive to do that, right?

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[ofthedragonfire]

[Well this was not something she thought she would see from the girl since she first met her, but never the less, it was interesting.]

Is there really treasure around here?

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[destinyembrace]

There's treasure to be found everywhere, if ya know where to look!

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[ofthedragonfire]

I guess that's true. So you have an idea of where some is?

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[destinyembrace]

It's all around! Pirates loot and plunder! ....Besides, everything's free anyway. [So it's not really stealing and therefore, her conscience is somewhat pacified.]