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[thewinedude]

(ooc: backdated to be posted early in curse week, but be sure to bother him as the week goes on)

[When the SFC first turns on, all that is visible is red and white. As it slowly backs away, more of the hat is visible to show alternating stripes and a white brim atop Mr. D's curly black-purple hair. No more of his face is shown than the bridge of his nose, but his eyes are narrowed in extreme displeasure]

I demand an explanation for this outrage.
I warn you I'm someone you don't want to enrage.

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[420]

[Oh shit, are they rapping, they are rapping, whoa this is one hella chill awesome dude. Not only does he randomly hand out cool miracles to bros, but he also drops some ill rhymes.

He hums to himself for a moment, setting the beat, trying to spin out the rhymes before he starts]


Think before he speaks, shit, a bro can try.
a friend gets to asking, you gotta fuckin' comply.
Motherfucker, don't you worry, shit's gonna be fine.
Gonna try and be keep my gash all in line.

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[thewinedude]

Mr D rubs his face with his hand then actually steps out of range of the SFC to spend a few minutes trying to violently rip the hat off his head. He can't handle this rhyming stuff when he's trying to be reproachful. This is NOT the way to get disrespectful former-dolphin horned clowns to respect someone.

When he comes back, his hair is messed up more than usual, but the hat is still firmly attached]

This whole conversation is completely absurd.
You need to be more respectful when saying that word.
I hope you enjoyed your time as a fish
Because if you continue you'll be getting your wish
Not just a dolphin but the entire zoo.
There's no end to the things that can happen to you.

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[420]

[A look of confusion momentarily passes over Gamzee's face, though it does take him a few seconds to think up the proper slams here. Unlike Mr. D his rhymes aren't being fed to him by a magic hat. It is all his brain at work.]

Brother that just sounds like motherfuckin' miracles to me.
Jazzing a motherfucker up to a hellacious degree.
But you say a bro gotta show his fuckin' respect
else he's gonna up and get his shit wrecked.
Gotta stop saying the word, else there'll be a fuckin scene
but man, which word do you all fuckin' mean?

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[thewinedude]

[He had been wondering about that. Transformation into a dolphin had not been a lesson. The cur actually enjoyed it.... On the positive side, the clown got the meaning of Mr. D's rhymes words, but didn't seem to see what the offense was. This would take far more patience than the god had at the moment.]

Erre es korokas, you horned child.
Don't you realize what you've said that's reviled?
If you want miracles, then don't change your pace.
It's easy enough for your body to be replaced.

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[420]

Bro, I don't get what I said
that got you feelin' all sorts of grouchy in the head.
but shit, you lay it on a brother nice and tight.
and we'll set this motherfuckin' bizzy right.