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[thewinedude]

(ooc: backdated to be posted early in curse week, but be sure to bother him as the week goes on)

[When the SFC first turns on, all that is visible is red and white. As it slowly backs away, more of the hat is visible to show alternating stripes and a white brim atop Mr. D's curly black-purple hair. No more of his face is shown than the bridge of his nose, but his eyes are narrowed in extreme displeasure]

I demand an explanation for this outrage.
I warn you I'm someone you don't want to enrage.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[Eye roll. Real gods, huh?]

I see. And which gods do you believe in?

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[thewinedude]

[An eyeroll? An eyeroll?! It isn't that Equius isn't a believer (who had time for educating ignorant people anyway?). It's the disrespect. Mr D has to duck out of view of the SFC's video feed for a moment so he doesn't do anything in godly anger to reveal himself.

A moment later, he comes back, completely straight-faced and serious for a man in a red and white striped hat. He holds out a hand, palm up, and for a moment, light seems to bend around a pinpoint. When it clears, he's holding a can of Diet Coke. Really, this trick was more effective when he could summon wine. Have your science explain that, Equius. :| ]

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[Equius' eyes widen briefly at that, but then he shrugs his shoulders.]

All right, so you have a fancy sylladex. Darkleer must have helped you with that.

[He gets out his own sylladex and pulls out a wrench.]

I can do it too, see?

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[thewinedude]

[The terminology and the wrench confuse Mr. D enough to break the rhyming habit, but it still seems to take him a great amount of willpower to speak normally.]

What is a sylladex? Who or what is a dark leer?

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[Oh for goodness sake.]

Darkleer is my ancestor, and a sylladex is how I carry things around.

[How do you really explain a sylladex? Everyone has one in his world.]

You know, like how you got that can of swill. You put things in it and get them out later.