Princess Zelda Hylia (
zelda_hylia) wrote in
caughtinanetwork2012-01-03 04:35 pm
Video: Dopplegangers (Filtered from Dark Link)
[Zelda turns on the feed, looking worn. She's covered up the red around her eyes with makeup (though not all that well), and she's avoiding looking directly at the camera.]
Some of you may have had your houses broken into on the night of the New Year's party. I apologize deeply for the behavior of the man who did it, he is from my world.
I need your help. Anyone's help, really. That man is a magical construct created by my worst enemy. I estimate that he was created a short while ago, no more than a year's time. If his master were present I would say that he is a puppet and needs to be disposed of, but his continued existence without Ganondorf here to maintain the spell suggests that he has a consciousness of his own. I don't know for certain what his intentions are, but a preliminary scan showed that he has little to no direction.
[She puts her head in her hands.]
He is currently convinced that he is Link...
[She can't go on. She turns off the feed, but she'll answer anyone who calls her. Really, anyone. She's completely at a loss for what to do.]
Some of you may have had your houses broken into on the night of the New Year's party. I apologize deeply for the behavior of the man who did it, he is from my world.
I need your help. Anyone's help, really. That man is a magical construct created by my worst enemy. I estimate that he was created a short while ago, no more than a year's time. If his master were present I would say that he is a puppet and needs to be disposed of, but his continued existence without Ganondorf here to maintain the spell suggests that he has a consciousness of his own. I don't know for certain what his intentions are, but a preliminary scan showed that he has little to no direction.
[She puts her head in her hands.]
He is currently convinced that he is Link...
[She can't go on. She turns off the feed, but she'll answer anyone who calls her. Really, anyone. She's completely at a loss for what to do.]

[Voice]
Don't be silly. It's customary to thank someone when you feel grateful, regardless of if there was a previous arrangement or not.
[Voice]
Um, do you want to do something? To just...not think about things for a while? Like...
[Pause. He doesn't know!]
The park? Or anywhere.
[He wants to help, somehow, even if there's no one for him to beat up, and besides, he likes Zelda.]
[Voice]
I would like that very much. The park sounds lovely. Shall I bring some tea?
[Voice]
Sure. That'd be nice.
[Voice]
[Sorry Shizuo, that's soon in girl-time. She needs to take a bath and fix her hair and do her best to cover up the train wreck that she's become since Dark Link rolled into town.]
[Voice]
[It's okay. He'll wait!]