Video: Dopplegangers (Filtered from Dark Link)

[zelda_hylia]

[Zelda turns on the feed, looking worn. She's covered up the red around her eyes with makeup (though not all that well), and she's avoiding looking directly at the camera.]

Some of you may have had your houses broken into on the night of the New Year's party. I apologize deeply for the behavior of the man who did it, he is from my world.

I need your help. Anyone's help, really. That man is a magical construct created by my worst enemy. I estimate that he was created a short while ago, no more than a year's time. If his master were present I would say that he is a puppet and needs to be disposed of, but his continued existence without Ganondorf here to maintain the spell suggests that he has a consciousness of his own. I don't know for certain what his intentions are, but a preliminary scan showed that he has little to no direction.

[She puts her head in her hands.]

He is currently convinced that he is Link...

[She can't go on. She turns off the feed, but she'll answer anyone who calls her. Really, anyone. She's completely at a loss for what to do.]

Comments

[zelda_hylia]

A proper man? Where I am from, makeup is simply a way to alter your appearance. I suppose that more women are interested in it than men are for the most part, but I fail to see how a man using cosmetics is improper.

[She pauses.]

Garishly bright makeup is improper for anyone, of course.

[beautifies]

Hmph... Your world is an exception.

[He looks away, though. He can't stay completely angry at her when it's makeup.]

We can agree on them.