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[savemegermany]

[ Italy shows up looking threatening in his mobster hat! Clearly, he's lost it, and suddenly his bakery has become a front for the black market! Italy, mafioso. He usually has a thick Italian accent so he fits the bill well. ]

Ve, you need da goods, I got da goods. Just come on in and ask for Veneziano, then tell me what kind of pastry ya want.

[ he turns to someone offscreen. ]

Ve, you talkin' to me?

[ he leaves and there's a lot of indiscernible shouting, probably in Italian because yanno, mafioso. He returns and tugs on his suit collar like he just had to readjust his outfit after fighting with someone. But as this is still Italy, it was more of a wussy slap fight than anything else. ]

Ve~~~ Pardon me. I had to take care of some business, if yanno what I mean.

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i meant *DEAF wow typos

[tsundyne]

It didn't sound so minor to me . . . but if you say so.

[He looks okay, at least?]

haha all good

[savemegermany]

Si, si, it is. Everything is perfectly fine. [ wink wink nudge nudge ]

[tsundyne]

. . . So what are you selling today?

[Moving along, then.]

[savemegermany]

Today's special is chocolate danishes. [ they're really chocolate danishes. nothing suspicious at all about them. ]

[tsundyne]

[Her weakness . . . !! Heh, whether there's anything suspicious about them or not, the initial spark in her reaction is there.]

Tempting. I hope you've saved some for me.

[savemegermany]

For you, my friend, I shall save them all.

[tsundyne]

All? [There's something between a scoff and a laugh, there.] If I didn't know any better, I would think you want me to gain weight.

. . . But still, I appreciate the thought.

[savemegermany]

Certainly not my intention, my beautiful friend. I want you to have as many as you like and not be disappointed.

[tsundyne]

I'm sure I won't be, when the time comes.

And . . . not that I mind coming to visit, of course, but I do have to ask: do you deliver?

[savemegermany]

Si, of course, especially for you, my friend.

[tsundyne]

Great! [she tips her hat] I had to move after the flood, so maybe I can give you the address of my new place while I'm at it.

What do you say? Are you busy?

[savemegermany]

Do you need a place to stay? I have plenty of room. [ and that's not the hat talking. ]

For you, my beautiful friend, I have all the time in the world.

[tsundyne]

Oh no, no. I'm fine now! That was a little while ago, after all . . . [trailing off]

Here, let me just take care of a few things and then you can come. Alright?

[savemegermany]

Ve, just let me know when you are ready, my friend.