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caughtinanetwork2013-07-23 10:42 am
sylphauxiliatrix) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-07-23 10:42 am
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Villainous Video
[Backdated to Saturday the 20th, during the curse.]
[Your regularly scheduled programming is interrupted thanks to a sudden transmission. It starts with an empty stage, until the music and light show begin. The Fashionista seems to be at it again with her special brand of attention-grabbing villainy. She walks out on to the stage, yet again dressed in one of her bizarre creations.]
Good evening, Vatheon! Once again I bring you good tidings. My campaign against the crimes committed on a daily basis here is back on track. Tonight, I have a special surprise...
[The camera shifts suddenly as she gestures to the right with a dramatic flair. There, in chains, is Sollux Captor.]
The accused stands guilty of a high crime; mixing primary colors. Though this would not be so terrible an infraction, the accused has repeatedly and knowingly mixed reds and blues with wanton abandon! And worse, he shows no remorse for his actions!
[The camera swings back to her, all set for a close-up.]
Due to the callous and monstrous nature of this criminal, I have sentenced him to death. A public execution, to serve as an example to others!
[Again the camera pans around the room, resting on a gigantic sewing machine. That three foot long needle looks wickedly sharp... The video continues, but as of yet there's no indication where this might all be, other than some abandoned warehouse somewhere. Big whoop, this city is like Gotham. Their chief exports are abandoned warehouses and closed amusement parks. You might have to talk to her to find a way to save this poor soul... Or maybe you can just follow the spotlights tracing the sky from the warehouse district. That might not be her though, she's usually not that subtle.]
[Your regularly scheduled programming is interrupted thanks to a sudden transmission. It starts with an empty stage, until the music and light show begin. The Fashionista seems to be at it again with her special brand of attention-grabbing villainy. She walks out on to the stage, yet again dressed in one of her bizarre creations.]
Good evening, Vatheon! Once again I bring you good tidings. My campaign against the crimes committed on a daily basis here is back on track. Tonight, I have a special surprise...
[The camera shifts suddenly as she gestures to the right with a dramatic flair. There, in chains, is Sollux Captor.]
The accused stands guilty of a high crime; mixing primary colors. Though this would not be so terrible an infraction, the accused has repeatedly and knowingly mixed reds and blues with wanton abandon! And worse, he shows no remorse for his actions!
[The camera swings back to her, all set for a close-up.]
Due to the callous and monstrous nature of this criminal, I have sentenced him to death. A public execution, to serve as an example to others!
[Again the camera pans around the room, resting on a gigantic sewing machine. That three foot long needle looks wickedly sharp... The video continues, but as of yet there's no indication where this might all be, other than some abandoned warehouse somewhere. Big whoop, this city is like Gotham. Their chief exports are abandoned warehouses and closed amusement parks. You might have to talk to her to find a way to save this poor soul... Or maybe you can just follow the spotlights tracing the sky from the warehouse district. That might not be her though, she's usually not that subtle.]
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There are many different types of fashion, and by 'pedestrian', I am referring to the trash that the common filth can choose to put on their bodies. Buying clothes as separates and assembling them into halfway acceptable outfits... That isn't the level I work on. Then there's the high fashion: the designer brands, outfits ranging from the daily wear of the stars to specific event outfits for award ceremonies and the like. I used to work that circuit, but no more. My realm is the Highest of fashions, the Haute Colture, the clothing meant only for the runway. This is where the true bleeding edge of design is!
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I am not a simply commoner I will tell you right now. For me that is the biggest of insults. [This made them not on the best of terms now.]
There's a reason they are meant to stay on the runway you know.
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That's my overall goal, peasant. To raise our societal standards, until fashion such as this is the new norm! Soon, everyone will wear unique hand crafted couture daily! Mass produced designer labels will be the last resort of lazy college students and the homeless! Sweatpants, a capitol offence!
MWUAHAHAHA~
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