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[dontyoujustwish]

[Hello, Vatheon. This should be a very familiar face to most, but speaking in a very different way from the person it actually belongs to. Anya has familiarized herself with what's happening, but that doesn't make her any less upset about it.]

Oh, you have got to be kidding me. No one told me there were any curses awful enough to put me in the body of a man!

Actually, I'm not even a man. I'm a teenager! A teenager with a penis. Oh god.

And you... kid. Whoever this body belongs to. You had better be on your best behavior with mine. I know several things will be very tempting to your little teenage boy brain, especially if you've never seen a real woman naked, but I haven't given you permission to touch any of them.

...what is going on with this boy's wardrobe?

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[goddammitaxel]

Do you want me to help you burn his wardrobe and replace it with something that makes sense?

[dontyoujustwish]

That is an appealing option. Would he retaliate?

[goddammitaxel]

I doubt he would. [Well, against Anya, but Saix is already burning his bridges with the rest of those he knows, so, you know what? Who cares.]

[...Also, actually being able to indulge in serious spite is- exciting. He's actually really really looking forward to this.]

[dontyoujustwish]

Hmm... It does seem somewhat unjustified to burn his entire wardrobe. He might be attached so some of his selections, and I don't know of anything that he's done.

[goddammitaxel]

If you need a reason, I can certainly supply you with one. He's wronged me well enough.

[Huh... Bitterness. Kind of hurts to feel.]

[dontyoujustwish]

Are you in the wrong body as well? You wouldn't happen to be a woman, would you?

[goddammitaxel]

I'm in the wrong body, yes, but why is it important what gender I am?

[Please don't ask him to help you with something weird, please don't be like Larxene]

[dontyoujustwish]

Helping wronged women is a thing I used to do. I was in the vengeance business.

[goddammitaxel]

Interesting. Why just women, or is there no particular reason?

[dontyoujustwish]

Because men are evil.

Well, most men are. The rest are just very foolish.

[goddammitaxel]

[...]

Well, I can't disagree with that. Unfortunately, I'm a male no matter what. Can I make a vengeance request on behalf of a woman coworker who had issues against him?

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[kimbutt]

Be grateful he actually knows how to use zippers. From his mental capacity, it could have been a bunch of velcro straps every where.

[Now to make Sora's situation weird.]

He even wears that sort of get-up on dates.

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[dontyoujustwish]

On dates? Well, now I know he's a virgin.

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[kimbutt]

Which would also explain his anger. [Let's ignore that he's a dick to Sora to earn that anger.]

Do his clothes a favor and go bury them.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Anger issues and killing people. I'm beginning to think the puppy face is a disguise.

Oh, the man in the red-haired man's body has already offered to help burn them.

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[kimbutt]

[Pfffft.

Pardon while he laughs.]

Killing people? Wow. Not that is just precious.

[And give him a moment.

Nope. Nope. Laughing again.]

He feels bad even wishing people didn't exist. He's a weakling who has more bark than bite.

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[dontyoujustwish]

[Hmm. That is a somewhat different reaction than the not!readhead. She would question the laughter only she's seen this boy's hair.]

I'm told he killed a heartless woman.

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[kimbutt]

They were probably trying to kill him and his stupid friends. He was pretty much crying when talking to that guy on the network about it.

[Because not being able to kill without a reason was a weakness.]

You're on his SFC, right? Go ahead and explore. You'll see what kind of soft loser he really is just from looking at his last network post.

[A pause as he realized he's going to get Kimblee in trouble.] I'm in a different body for the week. I know the idiot you're in because we're from the same world. We're related, but I seem to have taken all of style.

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[dontyoujustwish]

I don't have as much of an interest in his activities as you seem to. I just need to survive being in his body for a week.

It is only a week, isn't it?

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[kimbutt]

You're the one who brought up he might have killed some woman.

[A lift of his shoulders.] Maybe it'll stretch for two weeks.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Yes, well, that's business. Or it used to be.

You're only saying that because you see this bothers me and you want me to be even more upset.

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[terranullius]

[female voice from someone else who is normally male. not that he's advertizing that]

Sora's a good kid. I wouldn't worry too much about what he might do.

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[dontyoujustwish]

I don't know. I'm hearing a lot of conflicting accounts of his character.

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[terranullius]

That all depends on who you've been talking to. If you're doubting him, I don't think you've been getting truthful information, and they're just trying to take advantage of the situation. I haven't known him long, but I know very well what kind of a person he is.

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[dontyoujustwish]

You can know a person for years and still never imagine everything they're capable of.