004 - [Video - backdated to Monday]

[dontyoujustwish]

[The camera pans down a long, red-gold fish tail lying atop a messy bed before flipping around to show Anya, looking rather annoyed.]

I don't know why that one cartoon mermaid wanted legs when she lived in the ocean, but I could certainly use some now. This is beyond inconvenient and I'm not even sure how I'm going to go to the bathroom much less leave the apartment.

If we were going to be changed into different species, I don't see why demon wasn't an option.

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[croceamors]

It wasn't particularly surprising to learn that. Still, it wasn't unpleasant. It also means Barry is something of an ally, although I don't expect him to be one of the best.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Why do you say that?

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[croceamors]

Besides the fact that he did refer to his occupation as something of a conman, he also seems to be into things for himself. It would be foolish to rely too much on someone like that.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Oh. No, that makes perfect sense. That kind of person will only help you out so long as there's something in it for them.

[Anya knows because she is this sort of person. Sometimes. Not as often as she'd claim.]

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[croceamors]

[Saix knew a lot of people like that, he won't hold it against her.]

Hopefully the sex will be enough of a payment for now. With his rapid healing, it doesn't seem like he's capable of any STDs so there shouldn't be any downside to it besides having to heal myself every now and then.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Sweetie, have you been having unprotected sex? I know plenty of places to get condoms.

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[croceamors]

..The first time was somewhat unplanned, yes.

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[dontyoujustwish]

And the times since then?

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[croceamors]

[...His shoulders kind of... hunch up. Just a little.]

Every single time.

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[dontyoujustwish]

You really should be more prepared. That coat has pockets, you could fit whole handfuls in there.

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[croceamors]

I know, it simply... hadn't occurred to me. I suppose I still have a very immature idea of it all.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Everyone has to start somewhere. And at least you don't have to start with black magic and animal intestines.

When I have legs again, I can find you some literature on the subject.

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[croceamors]

...I am very thankful I didn't start with black magic and animal intestines.

Thank you for the consideration.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Don't mention it.

You'll just owe me another favor.

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[croceamors]

[Sigh.]

Of course. And how will I pay off these favors?

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[dontyoujustwish]

It doesn't have to be sexual, unless you'd like me to impart some of my knowledge hands-on.

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[croceamors]

[Anya pls]

What are my other options?

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[dontyoujustwish]

[Can't blame her for trying.]

Can you make waffles?

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[croceamors]

...Yes?

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[dontyoujustwish]

Well, I do enjoy breakfast in bed.

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[croceamors]

[The things he does to get out of debt. Oh well, still better than having to work with Xigbar.]

How long?

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[dontyoujustwish]

[She really just meant once, but if he's practically offering...]

How long do you think is reasonable?

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[croceamors]

Four days seems like it would cover things, wouldn't it?

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[dontyoujustwish]

That should do it.

[It's like four for the price of one.]

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[croceamors]

Good.

[A pause as he seems to consider something.]

I may come back up here with my dog.