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[The audio feed crackles for a moment, like whoever is going to start speaking has to psyche himself up to do it. Then there's a deep sigh, and...]

Feferi Peixes is no longer in the bubble. I guess... I guess she went home.

[There's another moment of silence, and then the feed cuts out.]

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D -->ε>

D --> Now the spade is backwards
D --> Stop trying to imitate other troll's quirks
D --> You're just embarrassing yourself

YOU KNOW WHAT
D --FUCK YOU>

[Oooooh, is that what's going on here? Whoops...]

D --> NO THANKS
D --> You haven't even started planning the hatewedding yet
D --> I'm not doing that until you've made AN HONEST TROLL out of me

WHAT
ARE YOU JOKING?
WE'RE SIX, FUCKASS
AND AS SAID THE IDEA OF A HATEWEDDING IS STILL FAR ON THE HORIZON.
STUFF THAT MUTATED EXCUSE FOR A BULGE BACK IN YOUR PANTS AND GET YOUR SPONGE OUT OF THE BUCKET, YOU PERVERTED FREAK.

D --> YOU STARTED IT
D --> You're the one who always resorts to 100d se%ual insults and innuendos
D --> See
D --> You're even doing it now

YOU ACT LIKE THAT'S ANYTHING NEW?
SERIOUSLY?
JUST BECAUSE I'M USING THE SAME LEWD METAPHORS DOES NOT MEAN I AM GETTING DOWN ON BENDED KNEE AND ASKING TO PAIL YOU, YOU EMPTYLOBED DUMBFUCK.
AND BEFORE YOU POINT OUT THAT I SAID "FUCK YOU", THAT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WAS BITCHING ABOUT YOUR STUPID ARROWS AND DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT I WAS DOING IT BETTER THAN YOU.
I BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN FUCKING GAME
AND BASELESS ACCUSATIONS OF WANTON ADVANCES ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE THAT.

D --> Uh huh
D --> So if I offered to bring RoboEquius over there right now
D --> And make a disgusting mutant sandwich
D --> You would be completely and totally opposed to the idea
D --> Wouldn't even have to think, would just say no

[There is a good pause before he answers. Curse you.]

WE'RE SIX SWEEPS, EQUIUS.

D --> Huh
D --> The spelling must have changed
D --> Because that certainly doesn't 100k like a no
D --> It's almost as if you're considering the idea

I NEVER SAID THAT!
I MEAN
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT THAT
WITH YOU AND
AND YOUR STUPID AS FUCK ROBOT?????

D --> You mean you don't
D --> Heavens, and that was the only reason I made him, too
D --> Might as well take him apart and turn him into scrap metal, I suppose

UH

WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT HASTY
I MEAN
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP HIM AROUND.

D --> Are you suggesting I keep around a robot who doesn't fulfill his intended task
D --> That is just wasteful and f001ish
D --> To the scrap heap he goes

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
FUCK
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU STUPID INFURIATING DICK.

D --> No, I'm afraid I don't
D --> My head is full of sweat and hoofbeast e%crement, as you're so fond of reminding me
D --> You'll have to be very
D --> Very
D --> SPECIFIC

STUPID FUCKING SHITREEKING SWEATDRIPPING OBSTINATE GODDAMN PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS!
FUCK YOU!
...
NOT RIGHT NOW BUT
I
UH.

JUST LISTEN, THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR THIS SORT OF THING
A WAY ROMANCE SHOULD GO
EVEN BLACK ROMANCE
AND I DO NOT WANT TO MISHANDLE IT BY RUSHING INTO THE WRONG THING AT THE WRONG TIME, OKAY?
I HATE YOU
AND I HATE YOUR UGLY ASS ROBOT
WHICH YOU HAD BETTER NOT FUCKING DISMANTLE OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND USE THE SCRAP TO DISFIGURE YOU INTO A BIGGER FREAK THAN YOU ARE ALREADY.
JUST
SOMEDAY, ALRIGHT?
HAVE A SENSE OF PACING, YOU UTTER BUCKETSPONGED ASSTRUCK.

D --> You want to pail me
D --> And my robot

NOT UNTIL WE'RE OLDER!

D --> Pervert

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!

D --> I just wanted to know what kind of weird stuff I could be getting myself into
D --> Wow, Vantas, I don't know
D --> You're a bigger se%ual deviant than I thought
D --> You should really learn to just keep these bizarre fantasies to yourself

[Guess who's feeling better? Go on, guess!]

YOU MADE THE GODDAMN ROBOT FOR ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
YOU MADE OUT WITH IT WITHOUT ME EVER SAYING A SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT WANTING YOU TO!!!
...
NOT THAT
...
NEVER FUCKING MIND.
YOU'RE A BIGGER PERVERT THAN I EVER WILL BE, HOOFBEAST FUCKER!

D --> Now that's quite enough out of you
D --> Beasts are made to be 100ked upon with adoration and appreciation
D --> Not eaten or used as scratching posts for our perverse se%ual desires
D --> That's what robots are for

D --> I mean

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