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I. Power and might [Text]

[One thing about Councillor Gorthan is that he is still very unsure about Vatheon and its people, and in general doesn't like hanging outside very often. Also because he may find himself getting hungry for the residents' emotions, and he is trying to maintain a low profile for the moment.

So here, Vatheon, have a short, simple text.]

Is anybody here able to recommend any good books?

I am particularly interested in poetry, philosophy and epics.

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Well it starts off in this kingdom, and the king just died, but he doesn't have a heir, so everyone is worried about what will happen to their home. Then suddenly, a magic sword appears in the kingdom, stuck in a stone, and the stone has stuff written on it, saying 'he who pulls out the sword will be the next king'. So everyone tries, but no one can, and the kingdom is in despair.

[mickey you're going to ruin the whole story - ]

Years and years later, the people decide since no one can get the sword out, they'll have a jousting tournament to decide who becomes king. That brings up Kay, and his squire, Wart!

That does seem promising. What is the book's title, exactly?

The one I read was called 'The Sword In The Stone.' It's one of my favorites! It's got sword fights and magic and fighting evil and all kinds of fun adventures!

I see. I shall look into it, then. Do you know of any similar others?

Most of the books in the castle back home were fairy tales. Kinda girly stuff, you know. With prince charmings and true love and that kinda stuff.

[borrrrrring.]

I see. Then your suggestion will perhaps be more to my taste. I have no interest in stories of love.

I know what you mean. Some of it can get really sappy! I'd take a good fight over that any day.

Your help is much appreciated.

So you live in a castle? What is the name of the monarch that you serve?

[Totally making the right assumptions here, yup.]

I don't serve under the monarch. I am the monarch.

... *You*?

What a ridiculous notion.

Why does everyone keep thinking it's so weird?

Look, if you want to be all technical about it, my wife and her family were the monarch. I married her, so I became the monarch. Happy?

That does, indeed, make a lot more sense.

Were you able to locate your spouse, in the end?

Yes! She's safe and sound here with me.

Ah... two lovers, sharing a peaceful life under the same roof... what can compare to that feeling? Such heartwarming fullness...

[He's, of course, referring to that feelings' taste.]

Thanks!

[He thinks. Aw shucks, so mushy.]

I wish she was back home, where she belongs, but it's still good to see her again. We've actually been apart for a while, so I guess I have to thank this place for getting us together again sooner.

And *I* have to thank this place for providing succulent options in plentiful amounts, should I choose to feed myself.

The two of you are one of them, obviously.

[... buh?]

I think you used a few words wrong there, pal. It almost sounds like you want to eat us!

[But that's just silly, right?]

Perhaps I neglected to mention that we Evronians feed on the energy produced by our victims' emotions and thoughts.

You would not be eaten, but reduced to what we call a CoolFlame.

[That is one heck of a long pause he takes.]

I see.

Then let's make sure we're both clear.

[He suddenly switches on the video, because he's not afraid of the cartoon bubbles. If anything they're showing off just how pissed he is - dark colors, a shining blade, and defeated monsters at his feet. Even when he speaks, his usual hick dialect is less noticeable. In other words, that is some delicious anger he's got.]

Go near her and I'll make you pay.

[That's a bit of an irritating smile Gorthan is showing when his own Video feed is switched on. He's conveniently bubble-less, and it's clear that he enjoys seeing people's thoughts on display - maybe a little too much, even, which is why he has determined that it's best not to look at them.]

I would love to see you try. But you're in luck, earthling - I have no such intentions, at least for the moment. Replenishing myself regularly at the coral appears to be sufficient. But I may change my mind.

I don't like making enemies, but ya did just that. Go after me, I don't care. But ya won't get anythin' out of her except a lot of pain, and not just by me. I ain't threatenin' ya. I'm warnin' ya.

I believe you could use some perspective, earthling. I have declared no hostile intentions - in fact, I have openly dismissed the notion that I may harbor them. I was merely informing you on how my race normally feeds.

Yer the one who up and told me that ya'd feed on me and my wife, that whole 'succulent options' nonsense! Ya had ta know how I'd react... believe it or not, not everyone likes ta hear "Oh, and by the way, if my tummy rumbles, the both of ya would make a good midnight snack. Just so ya know."

Merely informing, my foot. Ya get off on this.

And of course, you seem to believe that declaring yourself my enemy will somehow help keep your spouse and yourself safe. Such flawed logic...

As I said, I harbor no hostility towards you and your beloved. I would advise you against provoking it.

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takesyoubytheheart - 2012-03-16 16:53 (UTC) - Expand

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