Video | Only viewible by men (yes this includes Faris) - Recruitment

[chosen_gigolo]

[Vatheon's most desirable red-head seems to be in top form today, settled back in a well stuffed armchair and dressed to impress. There's flowers in frame behind him, roses as always, and a smirky grin plastered on his face. Someone is planning something...]

There's a problem in this town, Vatheon. So many lonely hunnies, just wanting someone to talk to, to share some companionship with - and I know what you've all heard about me but I really do mean companionship here, not the other thing (so Ky don't jump down my throat). I heard tell that there used to be a host club here in Vatheon and I think it's high time it was revived! So here's an open call for any interested parties who want to provide a vital service to the community ♥

We'll be holding open interviews and auditions for the next two weeks in the ballroom of the casino. We'll be looking at all your talents as well as general amiability and charisma, so bring your A-game~

[Filtered to Peony, Guy, Ioder, and Duke]
Guy your presence is mandatory! I'll hunt you down and drag you there myself if I have to~

Everyone else, I'd appreciate the help. Ioder and Duke, you need to get out more and Peony I'm pretty sure you'd enjoy a gig like this. If you could drag that smart-face friend of yours that'd be great too. At the very least he'll be an asset in the organizational department but without his glasses.. well damn.

So I'll see you all at the casino within the next couple hours!

[With a capricious wink Zelos shuts off the feed to go get ready.]

Comments

[Video; Filtered] 1/2

[relinquishing]

[...







Wait, what?]

[Video; Filtered] 2/2

[relinquishing]

[...Zelos, this had better not be what he thinks it is.

Helping is one thing, but--]

Mandatory? Really?

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[closedcircuit]

[Ky's doing his best to be...distant and professional here, rather than suspicious. Hopefully it works a little.]

What do you mean by 'host club'?

Video;

[chosen_gigolo]

It's a social club where people go for company, basically. Y'know, stimulating conversation and a good time.

Or maybe you wouldn't know anything about having a good time.

that filter; voice

[radiantwingedone]

.... Why do many claim I 'need to get out more'. I live "out".

that filter; voice

[chosen_gigolo]

It means you need to talk to people more, not critters. C'mon, it'll be great! I'm sure you'll be popular with the ladies~

[video] Have fun dragging him into this~

[fistfullofmagic]

[Dhaos does a remarkably good impression of a curious dog.]

...What's a host club?

[video]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Despite living in the same house, Zelos and Dhaos don't really talk all that much. The redhead doesn't have much to say to the other Seraph considering his close relation with Kratos, whom Zelos hates pretty unconditionally. Still, he doesn't really extend that hate to Dhaos. He kind of just ignores the guy unless he asks a direct question like this.]

Basically a place where people go for companionship and conversation. Why, you interested in being a host~? You've got that androgynous look that some hunnies go for.

Response, not an actual video

[strength_of_tomorrow]

[The Chosen of Tethe'alla often puts on a facade of idiocy. Kratos is accustomed to that, he expects it. But this - this... where was Sheena to dish out punishment when it was needed?

He'll just be quietly condemning Zelos from his end of the SFC before turning it off.]

[Video]

[coolerthansora]

[He sounds sort of like that other guy, only less offensive...]

You're making a club to talk to girls?

[That's definitely weird. Right?]

[Video]

[chosen_gigolo]

More so girls can talk to us, really, but basically yeah. Why, you interested? You look a little young but some hunnies like to talk to kids. Maternal instincts and all~

[Video]

[incinerare]

Just what is a 'host club'?

[Video]

[chosen_gigolo]

[How many times is he gonna have to explain this?]

It's a social club where people go for stimulating conversation and company and to relax and all. Everyone gets so stressed around here all the time I just figured the city needed one. Interested in signing up?

[Voice]

[princeoftheravens]

[Don't mind him laughing at this. Nope, he's not actually going to say anything, at least not yet. But, Light, who does this guy think he is really? A club for talking to girls?

And what does he mean 'host'?]

[Voice]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Damnit Fari-... wait, that's not Faris.]

Y'know, on my world a call consisting just of derisive laughter is considered pretty rude, man.

[Well, it would be if they had phones, at least.]

video;

[fortheempire]

[Color Ioder confused, Zelos. Horribly confused.]

... I need to get out more?

video;

[chosen_gigolo]

I'm just trying to help you talk to people, y'know? Make some friends, have some fun. That sounds good, doesn't it?

[Video]

[amnesiadragon]

[Sorry, you get another one.]

... A what now?

[Video]

[chosen_gigolo]

[He's just going to start parroting the same explanation to everyone who asks that question.]

It's a social club where people go for company. Stimulating conversation, companionship, and just to have a good time. If you're interested, all the audition information's in the main post~

[runbysmiles]

What's a host club?

[ Sora's never heard of this before. ]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Yup, parroting his explanation again. He really should have put that in the post itself.]

It's a social club where people go for company. Stimulating conversation, companionship, and just to have a good time. You look a little young but if you wanna try out, all the information's there~

video; why do you do this lady? I'm on hiatus

[seablaze]

[Pffft. Yup. Someone was totally amused.]

Gonna wear the costumes or school outfits as well?

video; because I enjoy making your life difficult |D

[chosen_gigolo]

I was thinking a different theme for a week every month where we can deck the whole place out. Y'know, like a desert harem theme one week or a storybook theme another.

[He's well aware this'll probably set Faris off laughing yet again but really? He's come to enjoy making her laugh.]

[video]

[redcladidealist]

...I don't get it. If there's girls who're lonely, why do you need a club? Can't you just go talk to them?

[You know, like you usually do, Zelos?]

[video]

[chosen_gigolo]

Because this'll be more fun~ Besides, there's too many guys around here who have no idea how to talk to ladies. Guess I wanna help them out too. Call it a public service!

[video]

[demonicbookworm]

...A "host club"?

[video]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Whelp, time to explain yet again!]

It's a social club where people go for company. Stimulating conversation, companionship, and just to have a good time.

You interested, kid? You've got that whole naive innocence thing going on.

[Video]

[loftwing_expert]

A Host Club? What is a Host Club? Do they Host things for fun?

[Video]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Yet again re-giving his explanation.]

It's a social club where people go for company. Stimulating conversation, companionship, and just to have a good time. It's called a host club 'cause the guys who work there are called hosts, not because the place hosts events, though I guess we could do that too.

Not a bad idea, actually...

[Zelos thinks about this for a moment, then files it away for future consideration.]

You interested? Everyone I've got so far is Human. We could use a little alien flavor around the place.

[video ... from Shing's SFC]

[spiria]

[ Your intentions seem noble, sir! But Kohaku's kind of just staring at the feed on Shing's SFC with the biggest unsure expression ever. She didn't mean to look at it ... it was just there. And she couldn't help but see it.

...

Yeah, she had something to say, but then she lost it. ]

[video]

[chosen_gigolo]

[With a blink Zelos checks the post filter. No, it really is filtered just to guys, so then why...?

Oh well. She's cute so whatever. He puts on a winning smile.]

Well hi there Hunny! I'm Zelos, who might you be?

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[prominence_glow]

[Well this is one way to perk Lea up.]

Hey, I remember the Club! Oh man, that was awesome and fun.

[And, er, a little awkward considering memories, but ah well.]

What kinda talents we talkin' about?

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[chosen_gigolo]

Entertaining things like singing, good stories, that sort of thing. You knew about the club before? It was about closed down when I arrived. I'd like to hear how things used to be run if you've got some time.

[video]

[puzzle_king]

A host club, huh?

[Huh... Atem remembers them from when he was in Japan, but the idea of one being here?]

Do you have any plans for it, so far?

[video]

[chosen_gigolo]

A few things here and there. We have hostess cafes on my world so I was going to go by that model but change the theme up every month instead of having it stay the same all the time.

Glad at least someone knows what I'm talking about, though. I've had to explain what a host club is to a bunch of people! Poor deprived souls.

[video; filter]

[chokmahemperor]

[Peony's eyes just light right on up.]

Oho! A man after my own heart. How chivalrous of you, Zelos~ As for that request, I can try! But we'll have to leave his glasses on; I can't have people wandering off with my Jade--there's no telling the destruction he'd unleash~

[Which is only half-joking, if you get right down to it...]

[video; filter]

[chosen_gigolo]

[Chivalrous isn't exactly the word that Zelos would use but it's good to have Peony onboard! Though the way he talked about Jade...

His Jade?]

Uh... right, sorry. I didn't know you two were...

[Words?]

...involved?