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[Vatheon's most desirable red-head seems to be in top form today, settled back in a well stuffed armchair and dressed to impress. There's flowers in frame behind him, roses as always, and a smirky grin plastered on his face. Someone is planning something...]

There's a problem in this town, Vatheon. So many lonely hunnies, just wanting someone to talk to, to share some companionship with - and I know what you've all heard about me but I really do mean companionship here, not the other thing (so Ky don't jump down my throat). I heard tell that there used to be a host club here in Vatheon and I think it's high time it was revived! So here's an open call for any interested parties who want to provide a vital service to the community ♥

We'll be holding open interviews and auditions for the next two weeks in the ballroom of the casino. We'll be looking at all your talents as well as general amiability and charisma, so bring your A-game~

[Filtered to Peony, Guy, Ioder, and Duke]
Guy your presence is mandatory! I'll hunt you down and drag you there myself if I have to~

Everyone else, I'd appreciate the help. Ioder and Duke, you need to get out more and Peony I'm pretty sure you'd enjoy a gig like this. If you could drag that smart-face friend of yours that'd be great too. At the very least he'll be an asset in the organizational department but without his glasses.. well damn.

So I'll see you all at the casino within the next couple hours!

[With a capricious wink Zelos shuts off the feed to go get ready.]

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Yup! It's my new totally pimp plan to get you used to women!

Don't freak out, I'm not gonna throw you in a group of them and see what happens or anything, but you had a job as a servant, right? You could totally wait tables and maybe even bartend if you learn to mix drinks! Unless you know how already? And then there'd be a whole bit bartop between you and all the hunnies so it wouldn't be too scary, right?

It's for your own good, man. A step at a time.

So... trapping me behind a bar. Surrounded by women. To try and cure me.

That's your grand plan.

[Zelos, you sure are ambitious. And kind of tactless.]

Don't be such a pessimist! You've gotta be proactive about these things, y'know? And you won't be trapped. I drew up specs for the place, you can escape real easy into either the kitchen or the side hall that'll be right next to the bar. There's a back door out the kitchen and the hall takes you upstairs where it'll be employees only. See? Totally safe!

C'mon man, it'll be good for you! You don't even have to take appointments if you don't want, just tend bar.

[But--

He--

Why--

...

Urrrgh... Ok fine, he'll bite. A little.]

Depends what appointments are, I guess.

Well, we'll have a list of who's working what days and hunnies can sign up for time slots to spend time with whichever host they want, either alone or in groups. Nothing torrid, just talking and having fun. If you're really all that nervous we can even have a no touching rule with you until you get more comfortable, and we'll have some kind of bouncer until then to make sure everyone follows the rules.

[He rests his chin on his hand and grins.]

I've thought it through pretty brilliantly~

How clever of you.

[Oh god, being alone with a group of women. Thanks man, he totally needed that mental image.]

I'd hope a rule wouldn't be necessary. You would think people would have more personal respect than to touch a complete stranger.

Better to have a rule just in case. Y'know, better safe than having to get a ladder to pry you off a light fixture.

[He smirks at Guy, then puts his hands behind his head, leaning back in his chair.]

Really though, it'll do you good! Plus I could use the help. I was hoping Peony would jump on this but he hasn't responded yet. Must be busy.

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