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[knightime]

[The first thing the video feed picks up is a ton of red feathers.]

Damn it! Get back here with that.

[There's some rustling before you see the face of a baby chocobo and Dave picking it up along with his communicator.]

Well, there you guys go. Dave fucking Strider got won out by this little feathery asshole. Said feathery asshole still doesn't have a name though, so this is where you guys come in.

Give me some good ol' name ideas and I might choose one to name him. As much as I love calling him feathery asshole, I don't think he really likes the name. And it would be fucking rude of me to keep calling him that. And it's kind of long anyways.

I had some names in mind, but calling him Bro would be really sappy and lame.

[He stops for a minute before talking as though he meant to say that.] Right. So give me your best shot. You'll probably see me around town with him by the way. [Dave ends the feed.]

Comments

[knightime]

[The need to slam his face into something. It is high. He's so glad Gamzee is kind of stupid now.]

Yeah. I guess you can say that. I think your equivalence are your lusus or whatever the fuck you guys call them.

[420]

Aight, aight, I get that. I'm guessing it is just all I used to wanna crack you motherfuckin' face in and fuckin' kiss it.

1/??? Idk yet probably not too long.

[knightime]

2/???

[knightime]

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[knightime]

4/???

[knightime]

Done

[knightime]

Wait. Hold the fucking SFC.

...What?

[420]

Wait. What did I fuckin' say?

[knightime]

Pretty sure you just told me you wanted to smash my face in then have intense sloppy makeouts with me.

[420]

... oops

[knightime]

Okay, holy shit. Oops is not the right answer, please try again.

You aren't actually going to smash my face in then make out with it are you?

[420]

Nah, it's chill. I got over that. Were just a little motherfuckin' crush. Ain't not biggie, see.

[knightime]

Okay. [God this is so awkward.]

I guess this is just another milestone we can say we officially got over then.

[420]

Yeah. I mean like, I all probably would've up and fuckin' culled you again anyway. Can't all be trusted with that black shit. Ain't fuckin' care much for it anyway.

[knightime]

Did I ever mention how fucking confusing your troll quadrant shit gets? It's fucking confusing.

[420]

You telling me, bro. Well, shit. Red ain't all that fuckin' hard. Usually.

[knightime]

Other then red since red seems to be our default. I mean, I can also get your black, but jegus sometimes I wonder why you need a third person in your romance.

[420]

To keep all the motherfuckers from culling each other.

[Gosh Dave. That is duh even to Gamzee.]

[knightime]

You forget that culling isn't usually something we think about doing when we want to be romantic with someone.

[The most flattest tone he can muster was used.]

[420]

Uh, right. Can we like all stop talking about that shit now? I don't like it.

[Culling that is. romance is cool, if not highly confusing.]

[knightime]

No problem. I'm more of a fan of nicer subjects. That, and Feathery Asshole was supposed to be the start of this whole thin-Ow!

[Oh god damn it.]

[420]

[Aww look. Dave's little featherbro is as bad behaved as Darkleer.]

You should all get him some of those motherfuckin' greens. They dig those.

[knightime]

Naw, he's trying to 1-up me by stealing my shades. He likes stealing my shit apparently. Little fucker needs to stop that.

Has to earn the right to wear the Strider shades.