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[knightime]

[The first thing the video feed picks up is a ton of red feathers.]

Damn it! Get back here with that.

[There's some rustling before you see the face of a baby chocobo and Dave picking it up along with his communicator.]

Well, there you guys go. Dave fucking Strider got won out by this little feathery asshole. Said feathery asshole still doesn't have a name though, so this is where you guys come in.

Give me some good ol' name ideas and I might choose one to name him. As much as I love calling him feathery asshole, I don't think he really likes the name. And it would be fucking rude of me to keep calling him that. And it's kind of long anyways.

I had some names in mind, but calling him Bro would be really sappy and lame.

[He stops for a minute before talking as though he meant to say that.] Right. So give me your best shot. You'll probably see me around town with him by the way. [Dave ends the feed.]

Comments

[420]

Hehe, you up and got a lil featherbro too?

[Gamzee, plz, you can't call your own pets lil anymore. They are getting way too big for that.]

What the fuck is all wrong with calling the motherfucker some shit like that? It's chill as long as it feels right at in where it fuckin' counts, yeah?

[knightime]

Yeah, I guess. It gives me something to do.

[No, he totally didn't fall for it and couldn't say no to the little ball of feathers and energy.]

I'm not calling him Bro. [It's not like he misses Bro, b-baka!] I'm looking for name recommendations that aren't stupid.

[420]

What's all like so stupid about Bro, dawg?

[Gosh, Dave. That's what he calls everybody, you know. Unless they are sisters, in which case he will call them Sis.]

[withoutasign]

I think Bro is a nice name.

[knightime]

It's a fucking amazing name, but that's not the point. I'm not calling him Bro.

[withoutasign]

Why not? He looks like a Bro to me.

[0_0]

You could do what I did for my Chocobo, whom I named Indiana. Which is actually a shorter part of her entire name, thanks to John helping me name her.

[knightime]

Yeah. Okay. Indiana is kinda ballin' I guess.

But what is his full name? [Calling you out on it since you mentioned it.]

[0_0]

She also likes it when I call her Indie.

[Oh, you dick.]

Her full name is Indiana Cage Megido-Egbert. John... had a big influence on her naming, if you couldn't believe it.

[VIDEO] this could quickly turn terrible if Karkat starts confessing stuff

[bethehugejerk]

You're here again? Can't you just stay gone from this city and leave stupid fucking birds unbothered, or is it your life mission to emulate the dumbass broken record you emblazon on all your clothes?

[He knows it doesn't work that way, but he doesn't really care at the moment.]

[VIDEO] This will be so beautiful and you know it.

[knightime]

Wow, dude. I've been here since Christmas Eve. Are you shitting me? Have you been living under a rock or some shit because seriously. I've been living at Egbert's pad since.

Good fucking job.

Damn, I preferred your sorry ass freaking out over sloppy makeouts and buckets to this shit.

By the way, thanks for not actually answering my fucking question about naming Feathery Asshole.

[VIDEO] it will be, yes. also do you have a plurk?

[bethehugejerk]

Fucking damnit, what is it with the end of December and not noticing this shit. [More said to himself, as he scrubs a hand through his hair.]

One, Feathery Asshole sounds like the grandest of names, suiting for the pet of the Insufferable Prick himself.

Two, it has been a long ass time since I have freaked out about any buckets.

Three, it has been even longer since I made out with you!

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[ironoxided]

...

Vulcan. Greek god of fire. The feathers remind me of... well, fire.

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[knightime]

Guess that isn't too far from the truth. Although Vulcan makes him sound cooler then me. I don't want to be shown up by my pet finger eating chocobo.

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[ironoxided]

[Not a cool name, huh? She thinks about that, and gives a look at the chocobo beside him.]

...Matthew. Matt for short.

[cakesaretheenemy]

Call him Jail Bird!

[knightime]

Hell fucking no, Egbert. I am not calling him Jail Bird. His last name is going to be Strider regardless anyways.

[bestestfurrend]

Oh, oh, call him Fluffy! He looks as cute as a Fluffy.

[knightime]

Not sure he approves of Fluffy. He needs to be kind of badass without being more badass then me.

[spacecase]

He should have a name of his own, I think! The Knight of Time's noble steed should have a name that is just as cool as his owner. Soooo...I suggest Flash! It's okay if you don't like it, though, I definitely don't know as much about being cool as you do.

[knightime]

I think I've decided on a name, but he can have a secret identity name. Flash would be a fucking good one. He sounds like a fucking superhero and everything. Can't help but like any suggestion by you. [Wow, is this really going to get awkward fast?]

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[rebull]

[Staring.]

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[knightime]

[STARING BACK.] 'Sup?

[nightmerica]

"Bro," huh?

[knightime]

You got a problem with the name, Bro?