1 Time Loop ☼ Video

[knightime]

[The first thing the video feed picks up is a ton of red feathers.]

Damn it! Get back here with that.

[There's some rustling before you see the face of a baby chocobo and Dave picking it up along with his communicator.]

Well, there you guys go. Dave fucking Strider got won out by this little feathery asshole. Said feathery asshole still doesn't have a name though, so this is where you guys come in.

Give me some good ol' name ideas and I might choose one to name him. As much as I love calling him feathery asshole, I don't think he really likes the name. And it would be fucking rude of me to keep calling him that. And it's kind of long anyways.

I had some names in mind, but calling him Bro would be really sappy and lame.

[He stops for a minute before talking as though he meant to say that.] Right. So give me your best shot. You'll probably see me around town with him by the way. [Dave ends the feed.]

Comments

[knightime]

Scream till your hearts content. Maybe he'll make it official even sooner then. Have all the interspecies sloppy makeouts with a babelicious troll.

[cakesaretheenemy]

You know what, I am going to do that right now!

[knightime]

Be my guest. Just not in front of me. I don't actually want to be present while you have sloppy makeouts.

[cakesaretheenemy]

...We are not going to have sloppy make outs, I am just going to ask her if she wants to be official! This is important. We might be talking about future Mrs. Egbert here.

[knightime]

Go do that. I'm pretty sure she'll be excited. Go forth Egbert. Thy has been given a mission to come to the lovely fair maiden so you may take her hand in teenage romance.

[cakesaretheenemy]

Okay! [ He pulls out his SFC and heads outside to send Aradia a message. ]

[spacecase]

So you think she's babelicious, huh?--But then I would be hoarse, too, maybe I should just save the volume.

[knightime]

Woah, what? Might be taking me a little too seriously. I'm not interested in Egbert's not but is girlfriend.

[spacecase]

You are right! And it is totally none of my business if you are! I don't know what's come over me today, I'm being sooooo dumb.

[knightime]

It's this curse shit or whatever. I've been saying embarrassing things all day.

I'm pretty sure you aren't exempt from its voodoo prowess.

[spacecase]

Well that's dumb.

But it doesn't matter if you say something embarrassing, you'll always be the coolest to me. And that is not something the ridiculous hoodoo is making me say.

1/3

[knightime]

I would test this theory out, but I don't actually purposely say these things because I want to.

I've seen you naked.

[Wait...]

2/3

[knightime]

[Wait...]

3/3

[knightime]

Wow, holy shit. Didn't actually expect that to come out of my mouth.

[spacecase]

...Was that a test just now? Because that is really test-like.

I hope you didn't see that much but also that you are okay with what you did see!

Oh nooooo...

[knightime]

No, it wasn't a test. I actually haven't seen you naked, and I don't actually know why this shit keeps coming out of our mouths.

Not that it would matter since I think you're pretty anyways. [FOOT IN MOUTH. WHY DO YOU NOT WORK?]

[spacecase]

...Oh.

That makes me really happy, actually! Well--yes, that's the truth. It's nice to know that someone you like thinks you're pretty. [HANDS OVER THE MOUTH NOW, but she's still smiling.]

[knightime]

[This is Dave. See Dave go completely quiet and look at Jade. See Dave obviously be thinking hard on what she just said. See Dave also think about hos conversation with John.]

Like? [Wow, so eloquent with words apparently.] Why wouldn't someone think you're pretty?

I'll wear those shoes and you will wear that dress. [Oh hell naw. He did not just accidentally might potentially serenaded...said...whatever a line to Jade.] Suddenly my plethora of knowledge in sick beats and ill music is coming to haunt me.

[spacecase]

Hmm? I have never heard that one before, how does it go?

[See Jade completely dodge any questions.]

[knightime]

I am not about to serenade to you, Harley. You have yet to unlock that cool kid level. [That, and if he does, he's sure to sing love songs to her. And he really doesn't want to make a fool of himself.]

[spacecase]

Oh! Of course not, I should not be testing the limits right now.

[knightime]

Give it some time. Soon the sweet sounds of Strider's singing voice will be in your grasp. But for now, it is behind that really ridiculous locked door and the key to it is on the other side of the world.