Thirty-Fourth Flare - Video - Birds, Birds, Everywhere

[prominence_glow]

So yeah, turns out Myde was pregnant.

[Way to open up a feed, Lea. But he's grinning into the camera, hair tied back and in a too large t-shirt and pants. He's also covered in soft downy feathers of all sorts of colors; it isn't easy calming down the flock when they're so excitable. As he adjusts the camera, it's obvious he's near some rather simple looking stables. Anyone who's worked or visited the Phoenix Nest would recognize them as being behind there.]

[When he's done fiddling with the view, the camera is focused on a group of Chocobos. There's Myde, one of the adults and a beautiful soft brown with specks of white on her chest, looking tired but calmly pleased. Hovering near her is Alex, a bright red who couldn't look more proud as he nuzzles Myde.]

[And around them?]

Yep, looks like the second generation of Vatheon-born Chocochicks are here! Heh, aren't they adorable? And new colors, too, look!

[Lea looks just as proud as Alex as he sits down amongst the chirping, energetic chicks. There are seven in all, and they happily flop and flutter onto the teen. There are a few very pale gray chicks, and another couple which are a much darker shade, a strange kind of lavender-gray. There are a pair of soft colored yellows and one lone red. Lea handles all of them carefully and with utter adoration.]

I'll cut everyone the same deal Stein did whenever his chocobos laid eggs. If you think you can give one of these sweethearts a good home, and you can tell me so, I'll let you keep one. Myde and Alex won't mind.

Mistreat them and I will wreck your life.

[He says it with a cheery grin that is 100% brutal honesty.]


((ooc: Yep! Lea is giving away chocobo chicks. Just have your character comment and Lea will talk it out. I'll keep track of who has which chick here in the ooc.

2 yellow: Demyx, Squall Leonhart
3 white : Motochika, Aradia Megido
2 black : Jacob
1 red : Dave Strider))

Comments

[ninthserenade]

Maybe I should ask or something.

_{[Or a Troll-Sex Ed class. Maybe both.]}

Well, er... It's kinda weird cuz there's this spot that feels kinda nice when something touches it, so I'm just kinda figuring that dull bumps would be kinda okay or somethin' cuz fingers are pretty good against it.

_{[Oh Light is he really talking about this with Lea yep he sure is.]}

[prominence_glow]

I'm pretty sure that will get you punched in the face, man.

[Both sounds good.]

[Also, utter fascination right now. It is so enlightening, having an older boyfriend.]

Seriously? Okay, know what, I'm not gonna ask how you know that. So, what else do you think might be under there? Do you think tentacles are a valid option?

[ninthserenade]

Not if I go to the right guy.

_{[Experienced, too! Sort of.]}

Dude, I'm only a virgin one way 'n it sure as heck ain't the back door and I still get those hormone issues. Don't people usually portray aliens with tentacles, anyways? ...I kinda wonder how that'd work.

[prominence_glow]

Who the hell would be the right guy for this kind of thing?

[More experienced than Lea, that's for sure.]

Listen, I think people portray aliens with all sorts of weird junk. And, uh... Define 'work'.

[ninthserenade]

One of the grown-up trolls? I dunno, man.

Like... What would they do?

[prominence_glow]

Maybe we should ask on the network...

[If they don't see this trainwreck already...]

I don't know. Wiggle and stuff? You're the merguy, you should know what tentacles do.

[ninthserenade]

...D'you wanna do it or me? Or both of us?

_{[It's a terrible, terrible trainwreck. Let's just hope there aren't too many fucks flipped.]}

Wouldn't that be more of a seadweller thing if they got tentacles?

[prominence_glow]

...Both of us. We'll just blame the resulting disaster on each other anyway.

[Logic?]

Huh... Got a point there. I wonder if that's like an argument they use or something. 'Seadwellers are better 'cuz tentacles!' 'No, landwellers have barbs!' Is that a thing, do you think?

[ninthserenade]

'Kay.

...Is it wrong I'm kinda wondering which would feel better?

[prominence_glow]

Well, tentacles would be more flexible, I guess, so that could be interesting...

[ninthserenade]

...Maybe they got both.

[prominence_glow]

...How would that work?

[ninthserenade]

No idea. Maybe the tentacles kinda surround their dicks or something weird like that.

[prominence_glow]

...But how would that work? What would the tentacles do if there's a dick there?

[ninthserenade]

Extra stimulation? Or if you wanted to get freaky they could stretch you out instead of having to use fingers.

[prominence_glow]

...Wow.

[ninthserenade]

But, uh. I get first dibs on your ass. Boyfriend dibs.

[prominence_glow]

[...Oh. Hey.]

Yeah? Just so long as you remember I have dibs on yours.

[ninthserenade]

Free on kisses, but our asses are ours?

[prominence_glow]

Only if you don't mind me kissin' him too.

[BAM. Test time.]

[ninthserenade]

'Course.

_{[He pauses.]}

But I get the most of your kisses, okay?

[prominence_glow]

You realize I'm totally going to test this out, right?

[Because he is no coward when it comes to something that is practically a dare.]

Ha, only if you can catch 'em.

[ninthserenade]

Just don't expect me to kiss you if you get mono it whatever that disease is from someone.

_{[A grin.]}

I always get what I want in one way or another, babe.

[prominence_glow]

Hey, if you haven't caught it from Goalpost yet, I think I'll be in the clear.

[Wink!]

Oh, you think so, huh?

[ninthserenade]

I got you, didn't I?