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caughtinanetwork2012-04-06 01:39 pm
testosteroned) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-04-06 01:39 pm
002 | AUDIO
[ Kanji doesn't sound too happy when he starts speaking on the SFC. ]
You pieces of shit try somethin' like that "April Fools" joke again, I'm gonna kick your assess all the way to the moon an' beyond. Make you see the stars till you drop dead. Got that? Murder ain't funny. Death ain't funny. [ He mumbles other things; some of them curses, some of them inaudible all together, and then he clears his throat and adds something else. On a lighter note. ]
Yeah, so...lemme just get this outta the way before somethin' else happens in this place. Sewin' classes - I know, I know, it's been forever, but uhh, hear me out okay? - are gonna have two new teachers. Kanaya-san and Italy-san are gonna be helpin' out, especially if I, I dunno, fall asleep for another two months again. If you want in, just tell me right now. It's free, and uh...y-you'll learn a lot of c-cool shit. Promise.
[ He clears his throat again. The SFC switches from audio to video. What you see next is a cute plush toy that you wouldn't have expected to be made out of an oven mitt. It's detailed, and sewed with skill. What was it exactly? A bunny! Carrying a basket of colorful eggs! And was wearing something similar to what Alice in Wonderland wore in the story books! Kanji holds it by the side and oh, this plush toy was actually a puppet! SO MANRY, GUH CANNOT HANDRE IT-- ]
See? It's damn cute, am I right? [ He plays around with it, showing everyone his creation, and go ahead and laugh at a six-foot tall, burly teenager playing with a plushie puppet but whatever he doesn't care, nope. But after five minutes of this, he finally blushes, clams up, and shuts the video feed off, turning it back to audio. ]
Sewin' classes. Me, and Kanaya-san and Italy-san...y-yeah. You got all that, right? Right. [ Awkward. Andddd time to shut it off completely.~ ]
You pieces of shit try somethin' like that "April Fools" joke again, I'm gonna kick your assess all the way to the moon an' beyond. Make you see the stars till you drop dead. Got that? Murder ain't funny. Death ain't funny. [ He mumbles other things; some of them curses, some of them inaudible all together, and then he clears his throat and adds something else. On a lighter note. ]
Yeah, so...lemme just get this outta the way before somethin' else happens in this place. Sewin' classes - I know, I know, it's been forever, but uhh, hear me out okay? - are gonna have two new teachers. Kanaya-san and Italy-san are gonna be helpin' out, especially if I, I dunno, fall asleep for another two months again. If you want in, just tell me right now. It's free, and uh...y-you'll learn a lot of c-cool shit. Promise.
[ He clears his throat again. The SFC switches from audio to video. What you see next is a cute plush toy that you wouldn't have expected to be made out of an oven mitt. It's detailed, and sewed with skill. What was it exactly? A bunny! Carrying a basket of colorful eggs! And was wearing something similar to what Alice in Wonderland wore in the story books! Kanji holds it by the side and oh, this plush toy was actually a puppet! SO MANRY, GUH CANNOT HANDRE IT-- ]
See? It's damn cute, am I right? [ He plays around with it, showing everyone his creation, and go ahead and laugh at a six-foot tall, burly teenager playing with a plushie puppet but whatever he doesn't care, nope. But after five minutes of this, he finally blushes, clams up, and shuts the video feed off, turning it back to audio. ]
Sewin' classes. Me, and Kanaya-san and Italy-san...y-yeah. You got all that, right? Right. [ Awkward. Andddd time to shut it off completely.~ ]
[Voice 1/2]
[Voice 2/2]
Oh hey, that's really good! Haha, the dress reminds me of Teddie, too.
[Voice]
[ He grows silent, brewing in his raeg, until of course she talks about the puppet. That's always a nice mood killer when it comes to the darker things they talk about sometimes :'D ]
T-Thanks! Guess you could say the guy's costume back in the "Miss" Yasoinaba pageant was an inspiration.