[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

[rebull]

[I missed this, where did this happen, it was probably hilarious.]

oH?

[ninthserenade]

_{[They are serious and legitimate concerns, man!]}

its kinda awkward but
troll dicks.

[rebull]

[Omfg....]

oKAY,
wHAT ABOUT THEM?

[Love how this is pretty much on open network, yep.]

[ninthserenade]

_{[Because screw filters, public is the way men go about asking questions!]}

what do they look like?
i mean are they like human ones or
different

[rebull]

1 HAVE NEVER SEEN A HUMAN BULGE,
eNL1GHTEN ME.

[ninthserenade]

uh
well
theyre kinda...
fuckk hold on ill draw it or somethig


_{[Yeah. Let's just do a shoddy doodle on a napkin and take a picture of it to send with his text.]}

[rebull]

[Staring for a long moment.]

nOPE.
wE HAVE,
hUGE PULS1NG TENTACLES.
tHEY CAN CHANGE 1N LENGTH TOO, wH1CH 1S PRETTY HANDY.

[ninthserenade]

fuckin called it dude
but now how would that work if we ever got the chance to hook up

[rebull]

tHEY WOULD K1NDA JUST SWALLOW YOU UP WHOLE.

[ninthserenade]

so


i dont really have a shot?

[rebull]

yEP.
bUT THAT'S MORE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL MATESPR1T ALREADY.
}:)

[ninthserenade]

but if he ever wanted to
you know
do something with me n you
idk
if there wasnt the risk of being eaten alive or whatever it might be a little fun messing around with a tro

_{[Oh, fuck this curse.]}

aet8h34iudhgkjdhagkjhadkghadkghl

[rebull]

1F SOMETH1NG L1KE THAT FLEW 1NTO VE1W?
1 TH1NK TH1S GUY M1GHT END UP OKAY.
};)

[ninthserenade]

orly
but uh
you know even if we cant do that
kisses are totally free game
if you still yknow
wanna goof around with humans?

[rebull]

1'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
};)
aLL YOURS.

[ninthserenade]

yayyyyy
oh and lysunder?

[rebull]

yES?

[ninthserenade]

thanks for being such an awesome friend
and for that little hug session after the kiss.
i uh
i really needed it
(◕ ◡ ◕)

[rebull]

[Blink.... blink.]

uH,
yEAH.
nO PROBLEM.
aNY T1ME.
}:)