[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

1/i haven't decided yet

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[ oh hey look who woke up finally

hey hey hey

hey

hey summoner ]

heh
HAHAHA
the motherfucking sum -- [ accidental disconnection, oops. ]

[subjugglator]

[ re-connecting. ]

SUMMONER
settle the motherfucking down
YOU WANT TO GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING
hunting
DOWN AND MOTHERFUCKING DIRTY
yeah
I KNOW A BROTHER
who could help you
WITH THAT

what do you say brother
CRACK THE MOTHERFUCKING NECK OF THAT HATE
you've been motherfucking boiling
FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER

[subjugglator]

[ then he starts to type, very very slowly. ]

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;o |

done

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;oD

[rebull]

[Nope.]

wHAT.

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you heard me brother...

[rebull]

yOU'RE TYP1NG,
1 D1DN'T HEAR ANYTH1NG.