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[fortheempire]

Ah... I seem to have gotten a handle on this device... I think...

[Ioder peers closely at the SFC in his hand, head tilting slightly to the side thoughtfully. For all his confusion, he looks slightly bemused. His first couple of weeks in Vatheon have been... interesting, to say the least.]

My cousin, Estellise, informed me that I should make an introduction here. My name is Ioder and-- I've never kissed anyone, not in the 18 years I've been alive--

[The bemused expression is gone in a flash, replaced by wide green eyes and hands over his mouth, voice coming out muffled behind them]

O... oh... so this is that curse-- Sometimes when I'm alone, I sing silly songs to myself to pass the time, because days in the palace were just that lonely--

[His hands clench tighter, eyes closing. Eventually he manages enough composure to reach forward...]

Perhaps I should do this another time...

[and turn the device off before it gets any worse]

Comments

[knightime]

That's the spirit. Punch your cousin's shadow out of the way or some shit like that.

Pretty sure people think you're just as fucking swell.

[fortheempire]

... I'm not sure I completely understand, but I'll do my best, I suppose.

[knightime]

Just don't let your cousin be a problem.

You can easily do shit without worrying about that.

[fortheempire]

I hardly see how Estellise would ever be a "problem".

[knightime]

You'd be surprised I'm sure.

[fortheempire]

[slightly annoyed tone]

I don't particularly like the insinuation that my dear cousin would cause me any sort of trouble.

[knightime]

Wow. Chillax. I was just messing with you. No need to get your panties in a bunch.

[fortheempire]

I'm sorry, but it's not polite to speak ill of some one's family.

[knightime]

Jegus christ. I didn't even mean it in 'your cousin is a shitty person' type way. I meant it more in a, sometimes they do things and sometimes its annoying and sometimes it bothers you, kind of way.

Like my assfuck of a brother. He, in simple terms, is a douche. There is seriously no way to explain him otherwise. But he's my bro and I respect him, and yeah, he's kind of cool and I'm getting off track like crazy. But yeah, sometimes he does shit that pisses me off and makes me fly off the proverbial handle. Does he do it on purpose? [Most of the time, yes.] Maybe not.

This example was terrible. I should never use Bro for an example like this.

[fortheempire]

[quiet sigh]

I honestly can't think of a time when my cousin ever annoyed me, so I suppose I don't really understand...

[knightime]

Then you should be ice cold and off to befriend the merry men of Vatheon.

Turn your swag on so you may be covered in bitch-I mean friends. Bitches is probably not what you're looking for.

[fortheempire]

... no... not really.

But... thank you for your... advice anyway, I suppose.

[knightime]

If you really want to call that advice.

[A pause.] Your welcome I guess.

[fortheempire]

I'm not really sure what else to call it, so... we'll just have to go with that.