voice → 004

[garbagecanned]

...Oh come on! Why me?!

[At least this is intentional this time, and at least he's not stupid enough to show that he has. Y'know. Fairy guts all over him.]

What the hell is on me now? It's so gross!

[There's the sound of water running and Yosuke's scrubbing at something, and he's muttering under his breath.]

Stupid place won't ever give me a damn break...stuff waking me up and exploding on me... Every time I think this place is going to be just a little...I don't know, normal, it does something like this!

[And he was just happy that he hadn't spilled all of his thoughts and secrets all over the place with this last curse......]

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[ voice ]

[garbagecanned]

Of course we have a lot of house cleaning to do. We're never going to get the stuff up, you know that right?

[ voice ]

[pursueyourself]

Oh, don't worry. We will clean it all up whether it likes it or not.

[ Everything shall be sparklefree once they're done!!! ]

[ voice ]

[garbagecanned]

Of course. We don't need this crap all over the place.

[Cries he hopes so...]

[ voice ]

[pursueyourself]

Yup.

I'll take care of the laundry (as always), so I'll leave the rest of the house to you.

[ voice ]

[garbagecanned]

...Leave me with the hard stuff, won't you?

Fine, fine. I'll start working on it when I get the rest of this stuff off of me.

[ voice ]

[pursueyourself]

Hmm? Sure, I don't mind leaving the glitter on your clothes. And I'll help out too once I put everything sparkly in the washer.

[ voice ]

[garbagecanned]

No! I don't want this on me!

[SIGH.]

I'll just...get to cleaning, then. As long as you make sure it my clothes don't come out sparkly.

[ voice ]

[pursueyourself]

Hahaha, okay, I'll try to keep it as sparkle-free as possible.

[ On that subject... ]

What're we going to do about Kanji?

[ voice ]

[garbagecanned]

Please and thank you.

[. . .]

I dunno. Have you heard from him? [But then again--] Who knows, he might like the sparkles.

[A sparkling Kanji.....hm.]

[ voice ]

[pursueyourself]

Not yet, no.

[ Imagining it... ]

Maybe? I've never seen him use any for his projects though.

[ voice ]

[garbagecanned]

Probably has before.

[Yosuke, your Jerk is showing.]

Y'know. Since he sews and all that.

[ voice ]

[pursueyourself]

I dunno, I think most people would stay away from glitter simply because it's so hard to get it off once you use some.

[ And a sudden light bulb goes off in his head. ]

If I see some in your hair months from now, be assured that I will dump a bucket of water on you. Or buckets.

[ voice ]

[garbagecanned]

Maybe...but you never know.

[gflkhdfgh wait wait--]

Hey now! Isn't that a little harsh?

[ voice ]

[pursueyourself]

Harsh? It sounds perfectly normal to me.

[ voice ]

[garbagecanned]

Just for a little bit of glitter? That's harsh, man.

[ voice ]

[pursueyourself]

Just have to work hard at cleaning now and that won't have to happen. Right?

[ voice ]

[garbagecanned]

...Yeah, right. With that hanging over my head, it's going to be really clean.

[ voice ]

[pursueyourself]

Good to hear! I'll get started with gathering clothes for laundry time now, so see you in a bit.

[ voice ]

[garbagecanned]

See you later, then.

[Now to clean every little thing as much as he could...]