voice → 004

[garbagecanned]

...Oh come on! Why me?!

[At least this is intentional this time, and at least he's not stupid enough to show that he has. Y'know. Fairy guts all over him.]

What the hell is on me now? It's so gross!

[There's the sound of water running and Yosuke's scrubbing at something, and he's muttering under his breath.]

Stupid place won't ever give me a damn break...stuff waking me up and exploding on me... Every time I think this place is going to be just a little...I don't know, normal, it does something like this!

[And he was just happy that he hadn't spilled all of his thoughts and secrets all over the place with this last curse......]

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voice

[nonsensical]

You're not even considering this a legitimate conversation because I'm saying something you don't like, and you don't like it because it's true— yet you're not close-minded? Isn't this what they call denial? ♥

voice ....wow what happened to my icon last tag

[garbagecanned]

...How about you stop screwing with my head, okay?

[Stop talking to him...[cat]]

It's only "the truth" to you because you're the one who decided it was!

voice LMFAO i didn't even notice t b h

[nonsensical]

Am I wrong? But if I were wrong, then that would make you right— which would almost certainly make our rights wrong and our wrongs right, right? Therefore, you are right, Mister Yosuke! —In the sense of being right about my truth being only mine! You're far too closed-minded to share it, is all.

[ this is sad, since you're whole canon is about DA TRUF!!1! you close your eyes to that which you do not want to see— allow me to be izanami's advocate for a little bit here okok... ]

voice oh yes good...

[garbagecanned]

[. . .]

What are you even talking about anymore?!

[You know what, he's just this close to actually hanging up.]

The more I talk to you, the more I think you're trying to confuse me!

voice

[nonsensical]

And that, Mister Yosuke, is why we cannot further this conversation. You're simply too imbecilic!

[ as well as close-minded whoops. click, bye!! ]