voice → 004

[garbagecanned]

...Oh come on! Why me?!

[At least this is intentional this time, and at least he's not stupid enough to show that he has. Y'know. Fairy guts all over him.]

What the hell is on me now? It's so gross!

[There's the sound of water running and Yosuke's scrubbing at something, and he's muttering under his breath.]

Stupid place won't ever give me a damn break...stuff waking me up and exploding on me... Every time I think this place is going to be just a little...I don't know, normal, it does something like this!

[And he was just happy that he hadn't spilled all of his thoughts and secrets all over the place with this last curse......]

Comments

[garbagecanned]

[<33]

Good luck, trying to find something that isn't awful here to concentrate on. But I guess I'll try.

[He just...doesn't want to think about this anymore.]

[hoasen]

[<33333~]

It will be difficult, yes. But it's worth a shot when we have nothing else, no?

[She knows, so she's going to make an attempt at changing the subject by offering other ideas] I might end up cooking. At least something a lot more difficult than usual.

[garbagecanned]

Point taken.

[...He can't help but snicker.]

If anyone tries cooking here, it'd probably end in a disaster worse than the fairies exploding.

[Except maybe if Souji does it.]

[hoasen]

[On the other side of the line, she puffs up proudly, she's rather proud of her skills!] Aha, I'm not too bad a cook! Besides, a challenge is always exciting, no? How about you name an ingredient, or two, and I'll see what I can do?

[garbagecanned]

Hmm...

[He thinks about it for a few moments.]

Alright then...do something interesting with tomatoes, then? Something different.

[It was the first thing that popped into his head.]

[hoasen]

Something different...

[She thinks about this.]

Savoury or sweet?

[oh god]

[garbagecanned]

[Ew.]

Let's go with savory, to be on the safe side.

[A sweet dish involving tomatoes...he doesn't know if he wants to subject anybody to that.]

[hoasen]

Oh thank goodness.

[She sighs in relief because while it's possible, it would be difficult for sure.] Let's see...have you had a stew of tomatoes stuff with beef before?

[garbagecanned]

[Yeah, he's had enough of Mystery Food.]

I have, every once in a while. You could try making something like that I guess. You're the chef.

[Even though he's inwardly cringing about saying that, because he remembers the last time he let a female cook.]

[hoasen]

[Fortune shines on you today then, Yosuke (well, aside from the exploding fairy)]

Alright, I'll do just that. Ah, how would you like me to get it to you?

[garbagecanned]

Just call me when it gets done. I don't know if you want to come over here - there's...kinda remnants of that fairy everywhere.

1/2

[hoasen]

[She's cringing on the other side] I don't mind, but if it helps, then perhaps over at my place. Or even in the park. Somewhere without fairy, it would be unappetising.

But yes, I will call you!

2/2

[hoasen]

[and then some time later, she gives him a buzz]

It is complete, so whenever you're ready, we can head off to the chosen destination.

[garbagecanned]

[He answers, halfway through cleaning when he realizes...

What if it's another mystery X food?

That would suck.]

Right. What about the park? I hope that's fairyless.

[Especially since he's been cleaning it up...he really doesn't want to see more.]

[hoasen]

I'm hoping it will be, if no one was around when the incident happened. I was we can only tell once we get there.

[And it'll be a welcome change either way, they could find a spot away from any "bits".]

I will see you there?

[garbagecanned]

True. Hopefully everyone kept the mess contained to...somewhere else.

[Yes. That wouldn't be the best environment to eat around.]

Yeah, okay. See you there.