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Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

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at least i wasnt demanding it
believe me commander
you might actually gain from something if you give us a chance!
were not all that bad

I'll admit that I don't knoww your people wwell.
But I knoww troll nature.
If you wwant to be naivve, that's your prerogativve, of course.
I'll be there to take your place wwhen you learn otherwwise, wwhelp.
There are already those amongst your people wwho havve provven useful to me, wwho wwill followw me.
You don't wwant me for an enemy, Karkat Vvantas.

I do understand the meanin a loyalty, as wwell as respect, an duty.
I wwonder if, in this den a rebels an traitors an upstart lowwbloods an blood mutants, wwhether you havve forgotten your owwn blood.
Your owwn loyalty to your sea dwwellin people.
I'd understand if you havve, Eridan, if it's slipped a bit.
You'vve been all alone, havven't you?
You're the only sea dwweller wwho's come forwward to talk to me. Are you the only one here besides me?

THEN BE CAREFUL, MY HEART'S BROTHER.
BE SO, SO CAREFUL.
AND TALK TO ME WHEN YOU CAN.
IF IT GETS TO BE TOO MUCH, I'LL COME FOR YOU.

[He probably will anyway, at some point.]

[Who the hell told him--]

NICE TRY, GUESS AGAIN.
TROLL NATURE IS NOT AS FUCKING SIMPLE AS YOU WANT TO MAKE IT OUT TO BE.
THEY CAN LEARN
THEY HAVE LEARNED
AND MY TEAM WILL STAY MY TEAM.

[He sure as fuck hopes some will, because fuck, is that a worrying prospect.]

I see.

AiN'T No nEeD To gEt aLl uP In a fRiGhT At, BrO.
He's bEeN TaKeN CaRe oF.
He aIn't gOnNa bE BoThErInG No mOtHeRfUcKeR.

I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU NOT TO SPEAK TO HIM, ERIDAN.
IT'S YOUR RIGHT TO GET TO KNOW YOUR ANCESTOR.
BUT REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT BEFORE, AND THE PATHS DUALSCAR HAS CHOSEN TO WALK.

[His fingers still for a moment, his body tensing. Was that a lie? He's walking a fine line here, and he knows it. He needs eyes and allies and this one is so powerful, even if he is just a lowblood, he is a useful tool that Dualscar wants more than ever.]

I don't believve you, Helmsman. He trusts you, doesn't he? You'vve resumed your friendship wwith him. You havve one more chance to tell me the truth. I can be merciful if you are obedient an truthful.

[His fingers tighten in the Helmsman's hair]

Do not evver lie to me.

[Dualscar is sitting at a table poking at his SFC and glancing around periodically at the crowd around him. He is expecting a blueblood troll, so his eyes pass over Demyx disinterestedly until he hails him]

Do you wwant somethin?

Who wears the mantle of leadership is unimportant. And you are wrong about me, Dualscar... I don't count any troll as my better, or my lesser. We are all equal in my eyes.

D --> Your idiotic games and roleplaying
D --> No one thinks you're really Orphaner Dualscar
D --> So stop it, you're just embarrassing yourself

But the thythtem doeth not therve him-!

[ He should have never tried to obscure his relationship with the Signless, but he'd just wanted to avoid causing anger. A seadweller in a rage was a horrible thing. ]

It lived in hith hive, that ith all. The- he- he inthithted...

[... welp. Guess who decided to go back and read all the comments and yep, sure is another ancestor here.]

D --> It just figures that your ancestor would be as insufferable as you
D --> 100ks like that round red fruit didn't fall far from the tree

[Haha, the seed of doubt is planted. JUST AS PLANNED]

Yes, they can be twwisted an led, especially wwhen you offer them dreams an puffery that appeals to them.
You lowwbloods.
It's alwways the same.
You're jealous a our superiority, so you'll believve any desperate mutant or upstart wwho sells you a bill a goods an promises salvvation.
But it'll nevver wwork because that's not real.
And all it brings you in the end is pain.

So you say, but you think yourself better evven than me.

Stupid child.
I'm givven you a chance just by talkin to you.

I'm not the one embarrassin myself.
I am Orphaner Dualscar!
An this is not a fuckin game.

Just howw illiterate are you?
I identified myself in my original post to the netwwork, wwhich you obvviously read.
Wwhat kind of a name is davve?

I'm afraid of nothin.

You mean he's been 'pacified'.
Wwhat does that mean, exactly?

[By now, Equius is aware of his mistake. Whoops. Quick, what would Darkleer do?]

D --> All right, fine
D --> So you're the real Orphaner Dualscar
D --> I'm as unimpressed with you as I am with your descendant
D --> Just another loud-mouthed seadweller

[The grovelling is slightly irritating, but worth it in this instance. He lets out a breath and resumes the stroking, rubbing the Helmsman's horn a bit more, soothing him and rewarding him for telling the truth.]

A course he insisted. He wwants to corrupt you, like he did before. You said 'livved', though. You don't livve in his hivve anymore?

IsN'T AnY ShAmE Of gEtTiNg yOuR FrIgHt oN WhEn iT DoEs.
AnD It mEaNs wHaT It mEaNs, DoN'T It?
MeAnS He iS NoT GoNnA CuLl nObOdY.

ok i guess heres a better question
no
who the fuck are you???
ive talked to most of the trolls before
but youre obviously none of them
dave is a fucking awesome name
thats what it was

Wwhat did you do to guarantee that?
You said that culling doesn't last, so wwhat, is he locked awway or somethin?

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