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caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 09:40 am
pierrotdemonique) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 09:40 am
001: A message of the utmost importance.
Citizens of Vatheon!
[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]
It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.
[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]
A maid cafe!
The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.
[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]
That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.
Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.
[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]
And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...
Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.
[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]
It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.
[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]
A maid cafe!
The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.
[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]
That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.
Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.
[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]
And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...
Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.
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Except Darkleer, he does that.]
This sounds just as inappropriate as the host club. I certainly hope you're planning on conducting affairs regarding this elsewhere.
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[ And finger steepling. ]
Merely a display of the moe subculture this city seems to lack. If I may say, you would cut a rather striking figure yourself.
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[And then he says THAT.]
I assure you I would never wear something that ridiculous.
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[ A sigh. ]
Yes, I tend to forget that you all certainly don't hold the same standards. Moe, Miss Zelda, is an aesthetic. It is an art... nay, a lifestyle! The core personification of all that is cute! The maid cafe is merely a singular trope in a vast universe of many!
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Hanging up now.]
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Well, she found the feeding part more interesting than her own boobs, so there!][Not here at all, and would probably implode herself if she were]
OH GOD I'M SORRYI apologize for nothing.]not here
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