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caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 09:40 am
pierrotdemonique) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 09:40 am
001: A message of the utmost importance.
Citizens of Vatheon!
[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]
It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.
[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]
A maid cafe!
The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.
[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]
That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.
Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.
[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]
And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...
Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.
[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]
It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.
[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]
A maid cafe!
The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.
[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]
That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.
Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.
[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]
And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...
Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.
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A... maid cafe? Are you even serious? Or is that ridiculous eyesore of a personal look you've got going on so poisonous that it's tainted your brain cells? What would even be the point?
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I assure you, I'm quite serious. As for the point, well... we do need ways to kill time here, hm? Personal amusement as well as others, perhaps, if you really want a point.
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But a maid-themed cafe? There are better ways to kill time than something that stunningly stupid. When I go someplace for lunch or whatever, I do it for the food, not the embarrassment of inviting people in ridiculous costumes to wait on me like Halloween overstayed its welcome and also had bad, redundant taste.
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To each his own. As you've heard, one man's meat may be another man's poison. The maid cafes of Akihabara are truly a sight to behold and I do assure you the food will be as good as the ambiance... or shall I say this the other way around as the food seems to concern you more?
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As they say, though... Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, hm?