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мepнιѕтo pнeleѕ ([personal profile] pierrotdemonique) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 09:40 am

001: A message of the utmost importance.

Citizens of Vatheon!

[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]

It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.

[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]

A maid cafe!

The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.

[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]

That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.

Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.

[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]

And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...

Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-11-18 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[On this side of the screen is a grey-skinned teenager, eyebrow raised most questioningly.]

A... maid cafe? Are you even serious? Or is that ridiculous eyesore of a personal look you've got going on so poisonous that it's tainted your brain cells? What would even be the point?

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-11-19 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep. Karkat has no clue who this guy is, though, despite meeting someone else from his world.]

But a maid-themed cafe? There are better ways to kill time than something that stunningly stupid. When I go someplace for lunch or whatever, I do it for the food, not the embarrassment of inviting people in ridiculous costumes to wait on me like Halloween overstayed its welcome and also had bad, redundant taste.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-11-23 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
On my planet that's a literal admonition about accepting meals from people you don't trust. But of course the food is my concern. It's a fucking cafe, not an entertainment service. And what do maids have to do with cafes to begin with? Besides, I don't know what an Akiwhatever is, and your taste is already so suspect it's amazing a legislacerator hasn't shown up and culled it yet.