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caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 09:40 am
pierrotdemonique) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 09:40 am
001: A message of the utmost importance.
Citizens of Vatheon!
[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]
It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.
[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]
A maid cafe!
The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.
[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]
That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.
Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.
[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]
And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...
Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.
[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]
It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.
[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]
A maid cafe!
The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.
[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]
That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.
Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.
[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]
And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...
Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.
[Video]
Everyone seems to be obsessed with the thought that I intend to turn this place toward less savory ventures. But I suppose it can't be helped. You have my word that I'll keep this cafe as clean as it can possibly be.
[Video]
I think a gender-specific cafe is just an idea that not many people are used to, I guess. Different cultures and all. People are going to have suspicions because of that.
[Video]
[ And a sigh. ]
I would suppose so as well. The only maid cafes I've heard of are in Japan. They seem to be a rather foreign concept in any other country. A pity, really. They don't know what they're missing.
[Video]
[Not in the scandalous fashion this time. He's willing to give Mr. Faust the benefit of the doubt.]
[Video]
[ He isn't aware just how scandalous he makes it sound, really. ]
You'll just have to see for yourself.
[Video]
So that's as much of a teaser as you're willing to provide, then, huh? I'm sure those suspicious souls might be calmed a little if they understood more.
Or will that just ruin the surprise?
[Video]
[ A pause. ]
That and I'd like to go over a few things with the staff first so I can't exactly tell you what we have to offer just yet.