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[knightime]

this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

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[toheirishuman]

yeah, that's stein.
or was. he's not here anymore, last i heard.
but...wait ok. so you remember vatheon but you were here earlier this year so i guess that means you're not the same dave who was here when i was.
especially if you don't remember living with us.
hooray for everything getting more complicated than it already was!!
but whatever, i am certainly not going to complain about this. i am just glad you're back.
and wow rude, i don't drool.

[Except for the part where he does.]

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[knightime]

yea i talked to him once
i dont really plan on doing it again
which means youre neither of the johns i met when i was here
this is great
jade isnt either of the jades i knew
i never met rose so yea
cool
i think i get it
doesnt matter anyways since its been two fucking years
where the fuck are my brofists egbert
also you totally drool
i know
in my coolkid heart deep down

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[toheirishuman]

no i surely am not. i was here before them, yet somehow do not remember being here any other times inbetween when i left and when i got here.
because that makes perfect fucking sense to everybody.
but rose is here now.
you will probably hear from her soon.
fuck, does this mean you're from the future too?
let me guess, you're ridiculously tall now too, aren't you?
probably have a full beard or something already too.
no.
i don't.
your coolkid heart is wrong.

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[knightime]

yeah
it means there are three incarnations of you involved and two of me
you met the previous me but i didnt meet you
i met the latter incarnations of you after you left
but now both of us are finally meeting for the first time
makes plenty of sense
speak of the devil i spy some lilac snooty text right now
rose is taller than me
dont you fucking dare make fun of me i will punch you in the dick so help me
my coolkid heart is always right
youre in denial

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[toheirishuman]

i can't really make fun of you for that seeings as how i am in the same boat.
we were about even with each other until she went back home for a little while about a week or so ago.
she spends a year back home and comes back taller than me.
jade too.
it sucks.
definitely not in denial.

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[knightime]

jade is like a fucking giant
how the fuck did she get so much taller
she lived on an island with her dog for dicks sake
wait
fuck
why are they both taller than us
this is a load of shit
i object

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[toheirishuman]

i don't know. but bec is like...radioactive or something, right? maybe that's why.
what i want to know is where my share of the tall genes are.
i think jade stole them.


...or maybe it's just because she's two years older than me now.
and rose is a year older.
looking at it that way, i guess i can't really be TOO mad.
not about the height thing, at least.

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[knightime]

hey
height doesnt matter right?
im pretty sure you know where im going
never not pass up a chance for a dick joke

hahaha fuck you

[Guess who's two years older.]

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[toheirishuman]

i really should have seen that one coming.
i basically served you the opening to that joke on a silver platter or something.

don't be jealous because i have an excuse.

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[knightime]

basically
at least i didnt actually blatantly just say it
i resisted
therse hope for me yet

im just a late bloomer
suck my dick you goober buttface

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[toheirishuman]

i never would have thought i would see the day!

dave.
dave, we have to be more discreet about that sort of thing from now on.
i am a taken man now, you can't just proposition me like that right out in the open when my girlfriend can see it.
i get the feeling she might not be too crazy about me sucking her slime-brother's dick.

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[knightime]

when did you two start dating and why has no one told me

[He would have joked back, but Rose and John are dating completely defeated any other thoughts that went through his mind.]

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[toheirishuman]

uhh...let's see.
the previously mentioned vatheon bullshit kind of makes it weird but...
our anniversary is april 30th.
and we left vatheon at the start of august. so somewhere around 3 to 3 and a half months pre-leaving.
and we got back here at the end of september, a year later so...
about five months or so total?

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[knightime]

ugh
this time bullshit went in full cycle back to being a load of shit again
ok thats cool i guess

[He just won't bring up anything, basically. It's probably for the best. Like how he isn't telling Jade they dated here. Twice.]

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[toheirishuman]

i told you!!
total bullshit! though i guess i really shouldn't be complaining too much.
since i was lucky enough to even have her come back with me and remember everything in the first place.
what about you then?

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[knightime]

you have no room to complain
you dont deal with this shit on a daily basis
what do you mean what about me?

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[toheirishuman]

what's your favorite flavor of popsicle?
no seriously, what do you think what do i mean what about you?
you've been here before, right? were you seeing anybody?
or...you know, back home i guess? that is an option too.

[Deets, man. Deets.]

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[knightime]

are you asking me if i put flavors to cocks john
idk
probably cherry red
i mean cherry

[Guess who didn't actually answer the question. Because it's really complicated.]

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[toheirishuman]

wow no that's not what i was asking.
if that was supposed to be a hint though, message received.

[He can put two and two together, Dave....]

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[knightime]

are you actually a homosexual john
what
ugh
ok its really fucking complicated

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[toheirishuman]

no, you are just incredibly obvious.
i mean who WOULDN'T read "cherry red" and make the connection there? it's not much of a leap.
but alright, if you say so. i hope you can make it un-really fucking complicated soon.

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[knightime]

omg shut up john
look
i dated jade twice while i was here
both instances
because she came here twice
its just a little awkward
and i mean yea
fine
terezi and i are in this thing back on the meteor

[Thing. He isn't sure how to explain it. Which makes this all the more awkward.]

its better that jade doesnt remember
saves me the trouble of trying to tiptoe through eggshells
just
guess im a little bummed
because she doesnt remember but i do
not that im not used to that at this point

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[toheirishuman]

oh.
wow ok that
i didn't know about the part with jade, i just assumed you were referring to terezi so i was just teasing you a little about it.
wow jesus, i'm sorry.
especially since...that other stuff i said. about rose remembering and wow ok
i'm a jackass. that's all that needs to be said here.

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[knightime]

thats because i didnt bring it up
it happened two years ago from my point of view and over nine months ago in vatheon
its not that big of a deal
omg
just stop
im over it
it happened
shit happened
she doesnt remember and were not talking about this again
ever
i dont want her to find out and feel bad about something that she couldnt control
even if she did remembers its been two years since weve seen each other which didnt include putting bullets in me
shed be over me by this time
and i like terezi
shes pretty chill
minus the parts where she thinks that my face needs a coat of saliva
that
thats not so chill and actually really fucking gross
and i already know youre a jackass dude
but youre my best friend

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[toheirishuman]

well yeah but this was a different type of jackassery altogether.
i couldn't have known but still i kind of feel bad for saying what i did.
but i understand.
that being said, she won't hear about it from me. lips zipped and all that.
that's gross.