6 Time Loops ☼ Text

[knightime]

this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

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[sniffdeceit]

NONS3NS3
1T WOULD JUST G1V3 TH3 W1GGL3R CH4R4CT3R
BUT 1F YOU'R3 GO1NG TO B3 4 SPO1LSPORT, W3 C4N COM3 TO 4N 4GR33M3NT ON SOM3TH1NG L3SS S1LLY
L1K3 M4YB3 'SQU1SHY'
YOU C4N'T GO WRONG W1TH TH4T
1 4W41T YOUR W1SDOM OH KNOW3R OF HUM4N W4YS

[knightime]

we can work on its sad life history later
well probably get brutally murdered in some heroic deed anyways
squishy sounds like a name you give a pet and not a kid
although i guess children kind of are the same thing
you will be schooled in our ways
youll be an expert by the end of it
no one will be able to denounce your knowledge
its strider patented

[sniffdeceit]

4S LONG 4S W3 G3T TO L34V3 1T TH3 MOST 4W3SOM3 OF L3G4C13S!
DON'T FORG3T TO 4DD 4LL OF TH4T
1T W1LL H4V3 4 LOT TO L1V3 UP TO
1'M 4LR34DY ST4RT1NG TO F33L SORRY FOR 1T
SO W3 SHOULD PROB4BLY 4VO1D DY1NG 1F POSS1BL3, S1NC3 1T WOULD B3 4 W4ST3 OF YOUR T34CH1NGS

[knightime]

come on
its us
theres no fucking way we wouldnt leave the most badass of badass legacies
people are already jealous and we havent even left it yet
i dont really wanna kick the bucket anyways
too fucking cool to die
and id miss the chance to see you show off your advance knowledge about parenting and babies

[sniffdeceit]

YOU KNOW
K1CK1NG THE BUCK3T 1S PROB4BLY ON3 OF TH3 ONLY BUCK3T R3L4T3D T3RMS 1N YOUR HUM4N CULTUR3 TH4T M4K3S 4NY S3NS3 4T 4LL
W4ST1NG 4 FULL LO4D OF G3N3T1C M4T3R14L L1K3 TH4T WOULDN'T GO OV3R W3LL W1TH TH3 DRON3S

[knightime]

aww crap
fuck
good thing he isnt around
hed make me tag my text for being insensitive
how dare i not take your culture into consideration
at least ill keep in mind ever to use that phrase ever again
the thought of knocking that stuff over sounds gross
ugh
ruined it forever terezi
now i need to consider other sayings
pushing daisies
six feet under
etc

[sniffdeceit]

1 H4RDLY RU1N3D 4NYTH1NG 4ND YOU KNOW 1T
1T'S NOT MY F4ULT TH4T'S ON3 OF TH3 F3W TH1NGS YOU HUM4NS H4V3 Y3T TO TURN 1NTO S3XU4L 1NNU3NDO
YOU SHOULD B3 TH4NK1NG OUR SP3C1ES 4S 4 WHOL3 FOR G1V1NG YOU MOR3 TO WORK W1TH

[knightime]

i dont think you have the ability to ruin shit anyways
fucking mind players
should i get on my knees and kiss your feet?
give you a quickie while were at it

[sniffdeceit]

WHY M1ST3R STR1DER!
SO BOLD!
4ND ON A PUBL1C CH4NN3L, NO L3SS!
(1 WOULD OF COURS3 4CC3PT 4LL TH3S3 TH1NGS)
(THOUGH P3RH4PS NOT 1N SO OP3N 4 LOC4T1ON >;])

[knightime]

i want everyone to know youre a taken troll
cant let any wandering eyes get a piece of your fine candy corn horns
speaking of seeing in which you cant do
where are you
why arent you meeting up with me already?

[sniffdeceit]

TH3 MOM3NT YOU TRY TO D1SPL4Y M3 L1K3 4 TROPHY, W3'R3 THROUGH
1 DON'T KNOW!
W1TH 4LL TH1S NOT-S331NG 1'M DO1NG, 1 MUST H4V3 GOTT3N LOST
OR P3RH4PS 1 D1DN'T W4NT TO M4K3 4SSUMPT1ONS, G1V3N TH3 V4R1OUS T1M3 1SSU3S H3R3
D3SP1T3 YOU B31NG TH3 H3RO OF S41D 4TTR1BUT3

[knightime]

you mean i wasnt the attractive trophy husband whom has only one use and that is to look god damn attractive
legislacerator to be i thought you were the parent that would actually work while i just sit there and look pretty
im pretty skilled with maps
i think i can get you back on track
two years on the meteor which puts me as probably ahead of most of the others
so i guess im
...
on time

i hate time jokes so fucking much

[sniffdeceit]

1 S41D NOTH1NG 4G41NST TH4T!
M3 D1SPL4Y1NG YOU 1S P3RF3CTLY 4CC3PT4BL3 >:]
W3 4LL KNOW 1M TH3 ONLY ON3 C4P4BL3 OF WORK1NG H4RD 4ROUND H3R3 4NYW4Y
4ND YOU'R3 4H34D OF MOST OTH3RS BUT M3
1 DON'T KNOW HOW CLOS3 1N T1M3 W3 4R3
4S LONG 4S YOUR JOK3S 4R3 4S L4M3 4S 3V3R W3'R3 ON TH3 R1GHT TR4CK

[knightime]

should i get that cute little apron
matching heels and everything
and excuse you but my raps is a lot of work to dish out
there isnt much to do here other than fuck around
but yea
meteor stuff was surprisingly dull too
probably pretty close
my jokes arent lame
theyre pure gold
hdu

[sniffdeceit]

WH3R3 4R3 YOU, 4NYW4Y?
W3 PROB4BLY SHOULD R34LLY M33T UP
4PRON NOT R3QU1R3D BUT 3NCOUR4G3D

[knightime]

main plaza atm
i can hang out until you get here or i can come to you
next time
i havent found the perfect one yet

[sniffdeceit]

1'LL COM3 TO YOU!
JUST ST4Y R1GHT WH3R3 YOU 4R3, COOLK1D

[knightime]

dont keep me waiting too long
i cant handle waiting any longer
im but a lonely young maiden
le sigh

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[sniffdeceit]

[Hey there, coolkid. There will be one(1) sexy female troll headed your way a.s.a.p.

Expect to see her cheerful, grinning face any moment now.]

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[knightime]

[He's got a pretty big smirk on his face as he waits.]

Look who decided to show up. Oh wait. [Haha, blind jokes.]

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[sniffdeceit]

My blindness doesn't make me invisible to others, Dave!

Though that would be a particularly amazing super power that I would take full advantage of.

[She grins.]Yep, that's definitely the Dave I know. I can smell your delicious cherryness from here.

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[knightime]

We both know you'd use it so you can sit in rooms where people are changing or go into their showers to smell them. Shit, let's hope you never get the ability to become invisible. I'd never feel safe again.

Damn right you better smell me as who I am. I'd be offended otherwise.

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[sniffdeceit]

[She laughs.]

You never would be safe! My sniffer would be everywhere.

Especially since you're one of the most pleasant things to smell in this whole dome. I'd never miss it and leave you offended!

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[knightime]

Well, it's hard, but I happen to be the closest thing to perfect. I mean, if I'm easy on the eyes, I guess I must be easy on the nose too. I'm sure my velvety voice nearly has you swooning all the time.

[He just gives her a grin.]

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[sniffdeceit]

Even as I stand here, it's hard to keep myself upright with all these constant urges to swoon! Such power is a fearsome thing, Dave!